Travels of a Hero Page 4

droded · 02-13-2007, 03:51 PM

Pulled a clown out of his tiny swim shorts! This startled me as I have got bad memories of clowns. He swung the clown back and forth at me, missing me by inches each time. This time...

Darg · 02-13-2007, 03:59 PM

it whacked me accross the head and I fell into a sudden state of lethargy and utter bizzare bliss. I stumbled back, coughing out blood onto the cold ground as I realized my weapon was gone. The clown had devoured it with all its might and left me unarmed. I swivelled around to face the doctor and did the one thing I could. I snatched the end of his long trader style mustache and...

droded · 02-13-2007, 04:03 PM

it acted like a slingshot. I flew over the serene forest, and landed in a haystack in orchard farm. The farmer's wife came down to see what was going on. She was wearing...

(Dude this is an epic story

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Darg · 02-13-2007, 04:05 PM

dark platemail and a tall hat with jingle bells on the end. She ran out of the farmhouse, screaming and I wheeled around to behold the horror that was...

droded · 02-13-2007, 04:14 PM

Michael Jackson! He was wearing a rubber glove on one hand and was looking rather desperate. I quickly tried to run outside but the doors were locked. He

sir scowa · 02-13-2007, 04:15 PM

before me was a tall man wearing a womans dress witha red loghaired wig askin me if i wanted a piece of the action i replied...

droded · 02-13-2007, 04:16 PM

Michael Jackson! He was wearing a rubber glove on one hand and was looking rather desperate. I quickly tried to run outside but the doors were locked. He...

(Scowa, read before you post)

Darg · 02-13-2007, 06:35 PM

lunged towards me and I screamed in horror, bursting the door open with the blunt edge of my sword and ran blindly out into the farm house, tripping over a low bench. He was coming closer... I could feel it. I swung around and bashed him in the head, only to find it wasn't even him. It was...

droded · 02-13-2007, 06:39 PM

A creepy looking scare crow. I sighed in relief, but when I turned around, he was coming right at me! *SCREAM*

Darg · 02-13-2007, 06:46 PM

I leaped on top of the table and dove out of the window with a not-so swift maneuver. I wobbled and banged my head against the trunk of an apple tree. A large, red apple flew out of the branches and knocked me cold. After what seemed like hours (or minutes, because I was still drunk from a bit of beer I had earlier... okay, alot of beer) I came to, sitting up and looking around specutively. Where was I? What happened? Why am I asking myself all this? Putting this aside, I looked around, my vision finally focusing. I was in a...

droded · 02-13-2007, 06:49 PM

Weird puzzle house, like the one in SAW II... Something didn't feel right. I put my hand down my pants, and it emerged with a USED CONDOM!

Darg · 02-14-2007, 04:00 PM

What in Skormm's name was going on here? I suddenly heard a noise from down a narrow hallway. Something was not right here... A beast-like growling grew steadily, becoming increasingly louder until I was sure I could see it, but yet I could only hear it. The lights in the room flickered for a moment before all was plunged into immediate darkness...

droded · 02-14-2007, 04:59 PM

A figure emerged from the shadows in the corner. It was Whisper, that annoying whiny **** who graduated before me. No wait, it was only Whispers corpse.

Darg · 02-15-2007, 07:03 PM

I laughed and then noticed there was an echo... wherever I was happened to be larger than I expected. I stepped over to her body and took her necklace, shoving it in my pocket. It just seemed right at the moment. Farm boy? Nope, it still didn't seem bad. It was then that I realized what had killed her...

droded · 02-15-2007, 07:35 PM

Big birds corpse was lying not too far from her, Bird Flu!!! I took her little pole and used it to impale big bird through the belly. I flung him about 100metres to my left. I heard a loud thud as it went out of my sight.