Travels of a Hero

[Darg]

toppled off of the gate, unconscious and already having nightmares of nasty green fumes engulfing my body for a few seconds until a landed with a thick crunch on the grass, dry and dead after the... incident. I gave thanks to the chief, as the rest of the town slowly returned to the outdoors to celebrate, but beat their retreat, half of them almost dying with the smell of fishegg sandwiches and wet dog circulating around the village. How I pitied them. I supposed it was time to move on, and so I...

toppled off of the gate, unconscious, already having nightmares of nasty green fumes engulfing my body for a few seconds until a landed with a thick crunch on the grass, dry and dead after the... incident. I gave thanks to the chief, as the rest of the town slowly returned to the outdoors to celebrate, but beat their retreat, half of them almost dying with the smell of fishegg sandwiches and wet dog circulating around the village. How I pitied them. I supposed it was time to move on, and so I...

[Barnox]

suddenly remembered the dreams I had, when I was but a wee lass, of slaughtering a town. So, prompty drawing my Sandgoose Leg of Glory, rushed off into the forest in search of something to kill. I decided to start on something minorly eeevil first, so began to slowly seduce the Tarty Teenagers of Knothole back to Darkwood...

[Darg]

when suddenly, out of the wild blue yonder I heard a shout, long and filled with an obnoxious tone. I turned around, only to have my face engulfed in a fiery pelt of grease and bacon. It had happened again! The Cretan Cook of the Crazy had returned to Albion to take his revenge on all those who shunned his crappy dishes. I...