[Devalion]

The twisted wish is a forum game whereby the first poster will make a wish.

The next person to reply to the wish must twist it in a way that it will not turn out how the original poster intended. That poster then states their wish, and the next poster twists that, etc., etc.

An example:

My wish is that I could live forever.

reply:

Granted, but you get hit by a car and are in a coma.

- and then that poster makes a wish.


So, I'll start out.




I wish that I had a limitless amount of money.

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you'll have horrible credit so you can't own a house/car/RV

I wish for a perfect sandwhich

[Albion Knight]

But it is encased in glass

I wish I could stay home all day and play fable

[FableFreak]

You might need to edit your post

Granted, but you will wiegh 2000 lbs. and can't move

I wish I was invulnerable to any pain, suffering, comas, or any medical life threatening condition

[Devalion]

" I wish for a perfect sandwhich"

Granted, but the sandwich is perfect for a vegetarian and has no meat.

I wish I had a perfect soul.

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

You might need to edit your post

Granted, but you will wiegh 2000 lbs. and can't move

I wish I was invulnerable to any pain, suffering, comas, or any medical life threatening condition

But you couldn't feel, taste, smell or hear anything either

I wish I knew everything

[Devalion]

" I wish I was invulnerable to any pain, suffering, comas, or any medical life threatening condition"

Granted, but you are coated with an impenetrable armor whereby you cannot feel or touch anything ever again.

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Devalion

" I wish for a perfect sandwhich"

Granted, but the sandwich is perfect for a vegetarian and has no meat.

I wish I had a perfect soul.

But that perfection was measured by Satan and your trapped in eternal damnation

I wish I was a god

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted but you ascend to a higher plane. In other words you’re dead.

I wish my car would start

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by oldschoolrpger

Granted but you ascend to a higher plane. In other words you’re dead.

I wish my car would start

But then it wouldn'rt stop and you crash in a firey death

I wish that the Tar Heels win the National Championship this year

[Devalion]

Granted, but they lose all their best players and never win a game again.


I wish life was great.

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Devalion

Granted, but they lose all their best players and never win a game again.


I wish life was great.

Granted but great for everyone but you.

I wish there were no consequences

[FableFreak]

Originally Posted by Devalion

" I wish for a perfect sandwhich"

Granted, but the sandwich is perfect for a vegetarian and has no meat.

I wish I had a perfect soul.

You're SICK!!!



Granted, but the Earth is full of murderers

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Granted but great for everyone but you.

I wish there were no consequences

Granted, But then there would be no fable or fable 2.
I wish i wasnt so board.

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Adam

Granted, But then there would be no fable or fable 2.
I wish i wasnt so board.

You are instead stressed out of your mind.

I wish I was a rock