The twisted wish Page 10

FableFreak · 12-08-2006, 11:59 PM

Granted, but you smell like poop instead

I wish I wish I was a fish

Devalion · 12-08-2006, 11:59 PM

Granted, but all the water in the world is gone.

I wish I could go to Hooters everyday, and they would always have the hottest female employees.

(foiled you people who would make them male)

FableFreak · 12-09-2006, 12:02 AM

Granted, but they are anorexic and flat chested

I wish I was a fish and there was water and it was the most pefect clear clear blue. And I didn't live in a fish bowl and I had a n awesome life as a Great White shark in the depths of the ocean occasionally killing anoyying people who come into my waters

Angel · 12-09-2006, 12:27 AM

Granted but it's all a dream and you wake up in your fish bowl full of scum and fish poo.

I wish I was still in the band

FableFreak · 12-09-2006, 12:31 AM

Granted, but they suck

I wish i was loved by all

Angel · 12-09-2006, 12:33 AM

Yeah, we did...but them's was the days...*sigh*

oldschoolrpger · 12-09-2006, 04:01 AM

Granted, but all of your fans bother you where ever you go and you never get a moments peace.

I wish I could lose 10 pounds.

Hexadecimal · 12-09-2006, 05:43 AM

granted... you lose your ribcage...and now all your shirts look awful...

I wish I could shoot my employees...

FableFreak · 12-09-2006, 06:23 AM

Granted, but you get put to death for the crimes

I wish Matthew Alcina would shut the f*ck up

Hexadecimal · 12-09-2006, 06:31 AM

granted... now his every thought is broadcast directly into your brain...

I wish my house was heated

FableFreak · 12-09-2006, 06:59 AM

Granted, but it is 500 degrees

I wish I had some ibuprofen for my headache

Angel · 12-09-2006, 02:57 PM

Granted but it gives you acute liver failure

I wish my roots didn't show

Hexadecimal · 12-09-2006, 03:15 PM

granted... you now have one of those creepy giant old lady hats with the fruit in it permanently grafted to your head... and must still attempt to be taken seriously during job interviews and love making...

I wish I had a puppy

Albion Knight · 12-09-2006, 03:54 PM

Granted and its cute and adorable but you never see it and it gets taken away by the ASPCA and put to sleep

I wish I could control time

FableFreak · 12-09-2006, 06:19 PM

Granted, but you can only change the clock one minute back every 24 hours

I wish I were dead AND go to heaven