The twisted wish

[Hexadecimal]

granted... you get something awful

I wish King of the Hill was on more often

[FableFreak]

Granted, but it still isn't funny... (Its funny cuz its true!)

I wish people would leave me the hell alone about the fact I hate MySpace.

[Hexadecimal]

Originally Posted by FableFreak

Granted, but it still isn't funny... (Its funny cuz its true!)

you're crazy... it's so ridiculous it's hilarious...
I've had a few Americans tell me it's not funny cause they know people who actually act like that... but I don't believe them... it's too ridiculous

granted... now they're just hassling you about something else... like about your hatred for pie... and they don't care whether you actually hate pie or not

I wish I could get that job I wanted... damned unemployment

[FableFreak]

Granted, but now your interest have changed and you want a job cleaning out urinals...

I wish for some pie right now... *sigh* I'm PIELESS!

(I've been told people outside America (particularly English) don't find American humor funny. I have a friend from NZ and he claims their comedy is much funnier. I watched it, and didn't even smirk.)

[Hexadecimal]

granted... you get your pie... it's a cow pie...

I wish basements didn't have to be so very cold

Originally Posted by FableFreak

(I've been told people outside America (particularly English) don't find American humor funny. I have a friend from NZ and he claims their comedy is much funnier. I watched it, and didn't even smirk.)

well... to be honest, most American comedies I don't really get... even though I'm told they're all very funny I just don't understand them... but then I've been told by Americans that they don't get our comedies either... I think it's just a culture thing

[FableFreak]

Granted, but now they are hot and you have to wear a down jacket while in one.

I wish for a .300 Tikka w/ 20x optical zoom

(Cow pie suits me just fine, target practice with my Tikka!)

(Yeah, I notice clash of the cultures on here a lot too.)

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but I'm not sure what that is... so it ends up horribly mangled... and possibly melted... and I console you with a stick of juicy fruit... and the flavour is gone within seconds, just like it always is... I don't care what those commercials say

I wish time zones didn't have to aggravate me so

... I only notice it on here when people say weird things and I have no idea what they mean... like when people occasionally say "snap" for some reason

[FableFreak]

Snap! (This is giving me a new idea for a thread...)

I wish you weren't aggrivated by teh time zones and stuff. Snap!

Snap!

[Arckon]

Granted, but you are Freak,

I wish I new what Snap! was for

[ILOVENARUTO]

^ wish granted but now that you think about it you wish you hadn't wished that
I wish that I know what the longest word is.( and I don't mean 'smile' )

[soljahboy13]

u find out what the longest word is but its too long for u remember so u dont kno wat the longest word is anymore.....

i wish that my xbox 360 would get repaired already instead of sitting in the corner like it is now waiting for some stupid thing in the mail to arrive!......

[Gollak_Khal]

^ but your TV explodes and you cant play it.


I wish that Bill gates would give me his credit card so I could buy what ever I want

[andythegill]

granted, its in tiny bits so you carnt use it

i wish i was god of ALL universes and everything in them and if any trys to rebel it will be theyre asses

[Devalion]

Granted, but you become so bored with existence that you end yourself and all that you control.

I wish I knew a Killing Joke.

[HodgePodge]

Granted, but as soon as you try to communicate it to anyone else, you suddenly forget it and have to check it again, then you go back to tell them and you forget, therefore you can never tell the joke.

I wish Assassin's Creed was out