The twisted wish

[Devalion]

Granted, but it is for the Ps7, which won't be out until 2037.

I wish it could be Caturday forever.

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you become a dog servant for the cats and they taunt you mercilessly

I wish that I had Overload for the 360

[HodgePodge]

Granted, but instead of sending you Overlord which is what you wanted (but misspelled) they actually send you Overload, which is a NES quality game about pressing a button repeatedly to overload batteries

I wish I had some userbar requests

[Albion Knight]

Granted but they are request to have your user account bared

I wish that I didn't mispell Overlord

[Devalion]

Granted, you spell different words, "Oh Lawdy", and talk like a southerner for the rest of your days.

I wish every day was exactly the same.

[ruler_of_albion]

granted, it was like in the movie "groundhog day" and you eventually try to kill yourself, but cant cause the day reapeats.. over and over

[Eastwood]

um
twist?

I wish to be black and jewish

[ruler_of_albion]

hmmm.. i cant twist that without being racist... NO FAIR!!

oh and i wish to be really big

[Eastwood]

Ok wish granted.
you can be big, but you will also be a big racist

hahah

I wish to play with legos

[Devalion]

"um
twist?

I wish to be black and jewish"

Granted, you now like cheap watermelon.

I wish I wasn't such a bad person.


"I wish to play with legos"

Granted, you start chewing on them, choke, and die in agony.

[Eastwood]

Sorry, wish void.
You are to become a bad person.

I wish for emos to die

[Devalion]

Sadly, you can't void a wish.

Granted, all emo's die, but since everyone is a little bit emo, the obliteration is indiscriminate and you and everyone you love die as well.

[Eastwood]

omg I quit after that.
Devalion
so just pwned me
that was great

rep

[HodgePodge]

I wish that my wish cannot be twisted

[ruler_of_albion]

granted. but your neck is twisted instead and you die