The twisted wish Page 104

andythegill · 07-09-2007, 12:41 AM

^granted but you vanish

i wish all the chavs/emos/jocks died
hell id die to make that happen its a small price to pay

Angel · 07-09-2007, 12:43 AM

Come on now, that's not very nice...so I'm not going to grant that wish and I have edited one word so's not to cause offence to others.

I wish I didn't have to wear shorts to my physio tomorrow (shudders)

andythegill · 07-09-2007, 12:46 AM

granted you wear nothing

i wish for everyone to be nice as the people here

Angel · 07-09-2007, 12:59 AM

Granted but it's so sickly sweet it makes you puke for eternity

I wish my hand wasn't bleeding

andythegill · 07-09-2007, 01:29 AM

granted you have no hand

i wish i had a free trial account of WOW ...it wont work now as the site is down or something

Devalion · 07-09-2007, 03:58 AM

Granted, but you become hooked. You balloon up to 400 pounds, and eat nothing but cheesy-poofs all day. You eventually die from a massive coronary right before you beat the latest expansion.

I wish I could see through the eyes of a predator.

Albion Knight · 07-09-2007, 04:03 AM

Granted but you prey consists of dust mites
I wish I would die from playing too many video games and ballooning up to 400 lbs ( hey you gotta go somehow)

Angel · 07-09-2007, 12:00 PM

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish it was my birthday NOW

Rhadiel · 07-09-2007, 03:34 PM

^granted....but no1 cares

I wish I was a town guard...or bard......

Albion Knight · 07-09-2007, 07:00 PM

Granted you are town guard in Fable TLC for PC
You are fated to be repeatedly killed and re spawned to be killed again by Evil Heroes

I wish to have a job that meets all of my criteria.

Rhadiel · 07-09-2007, 07:26 PM

^granted but u have no criteria

I wish I was a crab cake

andythegill · 07-09-2007, 07:29 PM

granted you get sliced up and throws away to rot

i wish i was awesome at retexturing and i could do a backflip and land it

Albion Knight · 07-09-2007, 07:49 PM

Granted but all you want to retexture is the grass and no one is impressed plus when you land the back flip you leg shatters like Dan Millman's in Peaceful Warrior.

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.

Rhadiel · 07-09-2007, 07:51 PM

^granteed but u only have a nickle...and i think u said that alredy...

I wish i was an author

Albion Knight · 07-09-2007, 07:59 PM

^granted but you never get publish due to poor spelling

I wish that I earned a dollar for every post on this site each day