The twisted wish Page 108

Dr_PsychoMW · 10-17-2007, 02:20 PM

They do, but their so worked that they choose to retire.

I wish Fable 2 would come out tomorrow.

Devalion · 11-20-2007, 01:17 AM

Granted, but you go blind, deaf, and dumb from how amazing it is.

I wish my wish was twisted in the wildest way imaginable.

andythegill · 11-20-2007, 01:43 AM

Granted, but then a unicorn and lots of smiley fairy tailish thing pop out of your head.

I wish a could move things with my mind (telekinesis)

Dr_PsychoMW · 11-20-2007, 06:51 PM

Granted: But you accidentaly move a washing machine right into your face. You should practice more.

I wish I had MY OWN XBox 360.

Angel · 11-20-2007, 06:56 PM

Granted but it doesn't work because evil mice ate all the little wires and crap that are probably inside...I dunno...never opened one...

I wish it was Christmas day tomorrow

andythegill · 11-20-2007, 07:33 PM

Granted, but Bush gets bored and nukes your house...could happen...

I wish that little prick who pushed my chair over with me on it went impudent... man that would be hilarious to laugh at him

Dr_PsychoMW · 11-20-2007, 08:53 PM

Grandted: But your eyes fall out, you are unable to watch. Go directly to jail! Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

I wish I wasen't grounded from the computer.

andythegill · 11-20-2007, 09:35 PM

grounded, you have no hands ... wait a minute your on it now.

I wish it was...hang on ...uhm... 11 days into the future.

Angel · 11-21-2007, 02:50 PM

Granted but time resets itself just before midnight on the tenth day and you never reach that 11th day. Too bad.

I wish my delivery would arrive.

andythegill · 11-21-2007, 04:48 PM

Granted, its completely destroyed and no refunds.

I wish my headache went away and I wasnt immune to tablets and can catch diseases easily (It's damn annoying its the wrong way around...I think it is anyway)

DJ D Mix · 11-21-2007, 04:52 PM

^ Granted, but for only 10 mins.

I wish I made better Signs and I get TONS of REP points.

Zingo · 11-21-2007, 05:45 PM

Granted, But it will drive you crazy!

I wish the internet was nice to me

Angel · 11-22-2007, 11:03 AM

Granted but it turns on you when you least expect it and takes your soul, leaving you an empty shell, typing endlessly into the search box of Google.

I wish I knew what to do with all this hardware lying around in the living room...

Zingo · 11-22-2007, 11:36 AM

Granted, you give it to me!

I wish happiness!

Angel · 11-22-2007, 11:47 AM

Granted but it's all mine

- you can't have any

I wish decent bands came to the UK and did concerts instead of crappy bands lip synching to dodgy backing tracks. Or worse, listening to X Factor finalists...*shudder*