The twisted wish Page 109

Tsuyu · 11-22-2007, 12:39 PM

This one is pretty obvious; tickets are sold out!

I wish for my next wish not to be twisted.

Angel · 11-22-2007, 12:47 PM

Granted - but I choose not to listen to you regardless and twist it anyway. Enjoy your new...erm...armadillo. (eh??)

I wish it wasn't so grey today

Tsuyu · 11-22-2007, 01:19 PM

Yay, I've always wanted one of those. Reck'n they make great pets!

Today's shade of grey doesn't suit you? How about a darker, more depressing one?

I wish that the mail is uber speedy tomorrow, so I don't have to wait until Monday for Mass Effect.

Angel · 11-22-2007, 04:59 PM

Granted but it stil doesn't bring you Mass Effect.

I wish our light switch wasn't broken

ahmad14 · 11-22-2007, 06:01 PM

granted but your light is out i wish i wher Bill Gates

Angel · 11-22-2007, 07:01 PM

Granted - you're the ulitmate geek but you have none of his money, fame or anything else decent.

I wish I had cooked myself some dinner instead of forgetting.

Dr_PsychoMW · 11-26-2007, 08:49 PM

Granted, but your husband eats it ALL!

I wish that girl I like would go out with me.

andythegill · 11-26-2007, 08:52 PM

Granted, for half a second then runs away going "WOOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP" like zoidberg hehe.

I wish I had either a lion that ate folk who tick me off, a python (or any big snake) or a big ol shark that likes eating pie.

Dr_PsychoMW · 11-26-2007, 09:03 PM

Granted, you get the shark... but it eats the worst pie of them all!!!! *Gulp* PIZZA PIE!

(By the way, I enjoyed reading you twist on my wish)

I wish I was home.

Angel · 11-26-2007, 09:08 PM

Granted but once you get home it explodes. Sucks to be you.

I wish I could have a go on Assassin's Creed again and Portal...

droded · 11-26-2007, 11:50 PM

Granted, but you and your entire life get tangled in my large afro's noodley appendages.

I wish I had a soda.

andythegill · 11-27-2007, 12:37 AM

granted, sperm sods for youuu...heh oh crap im becoming tsuyu!

I wish i was the FSM

Dr_PsychoMW · 11-27-2007, 04:03 PM

Granted: But Chuck Norris kills you because he hates abbreviations.

I wish Christmas was tomorrow.

ahmad14 · 11-27-2007, 04:41 PM

Granted: but you get no resent, only bills

i wish i could leve my house more often

Zingo · 11-27-2007, 05:06 PM

Granted, but you will get overrun by a bus the first time you step outside. And a dog will pee on your remains...

I wish the Gh3 controller had a little more loose fret-buttons...