The twisted wish Page 11

Albion Knight · 12-09-2006, 08:37 PM

Granted but you have to wait a 10,000 years in hell then you go to heaven for ten minutes just to see what your missing and repeat for all eternity

I wish to have only good things happen forever

Hexadecimal · 12-09-2006, 08:39 PM

granted... but they never happen to you

I wish I had more money

Albion Knight · 12-09-2006, 08:43 PM

Granted but you have to borrow to get it. The intest rate is bordering on illeagal. You lose the money and now the people you borrowed it from are comming to collect.

I wish I wasn't so mean in this thread

Tsuyu · 12-10-2006, 12:33 AM

^Granted, but you become so nice that mean people start taking advantage of you. Soon enough you've lost everything by "lending" it to other people.

I wish Wii, 360 and PS 3 would merge into the ultimate console - The "Playbox Wii"

§ephiroxa§ · 12-10-2006, 12:34 AM

Granted but it mutates and takes over the world.

I wish I had four arms.

Tsuyu · 12-10-2006, 12:37 AM

Granted, but they are only one feet in lenght and handless. Practically useless.

I wish I could manipulate people into doing my bidding.

§ephiroxa§ · 12-10-2006, 12:56 AM

Granted but they end up disobeying and kiling you.

I wish I had chickens.

Albion Knight · 12-10-2006, 01:08 AM

Granted but they are growing out of your face really noisy and they sh*t all the time

I wish I had a Harley

Devalion · 12-10-2006, 01:39 AM

Granted, but you lose control and drive off of a cliff.

I wish Bullet for my Valentine wasn't such an amazing band.

FableFreak · 12-10-2006, 01:56 AM

Granted, because they aren't

I wish for nothing to happen

Albion Knight · 12-10-2006, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fablefreak1

Granted, because they aren't

I wish for nothing to happen

Granted but then immediatly after nothing happens you get hit by a truck get stuck in one of its axels and dragged for four blocks where your dieing sight is your girl kissing someone else.

I wish for a way to show her what she means to me

Hexadecimal · 12-10-2006, 05:05 AM

granted... but she doesn't give a ****

I wish this beer were two beers

Albion Knight · 12-10-2006, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but she doesn't give a ****

I wish this beer were two beers

Ha Ha good one
Granted but there are cigarette butts in both of them and you take a big swig before you notice TWICE!
I wish to go for a walk

Angel · 12-10-2006, 02:13 PM

Granted but you have no legs so you have to drag your stumps along the ground using your hands

I wish I wasn't me

Hexadecimal · 12-10-2006, 02:22 PM

granted... you're a hideous chud...
I just love to say chud...

I wish I was taller