The twisted wish

[xboxps2man]

it dose but all the other buttons are stuck like you little sister got jelly in them and tghe stoped making/selling them them ebay closes your pants catch fire and you are chained to a rock where an egal eats you liver by day and at night it grows back only to repeat forever

I wish i had a lawer to make a wish that could not backfire

[Angel]

Granted - his wish does not backfire, but any you make do

I wish I had a chance to play new games...

[xboxps2man]

Originally Posted by Angel

Granted - his wish does not backfire, but any you make do

I wish I had a chance to play new games...

granted but they are all barney and sesemy street or other baby crap

I wish for the lawer to write me a wish that gave me the powers of video game charachters that i like and have played there game

[Angel]

Granted but all your video game enemies are stronger than you and keep killing you. Oh dear.

I wish it wasn't quite so dark at the moment

[Dr_PsychoMW]

Granted: But then the spongmonkeys who love the moon come and kill you for taking the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

I wish my Computer Screen wasen't cracked.

[xboxps2man]

granted but you harddrive is overclocked and get on fire

i wish my video game enemies were not stronger then me and lawer comes and makes me all powerfull video game man

[Dr_PsychoMW]

Granted, but Chuck Norris starts playing games, and easily defeats you.

[cometojames]

i wish that nothing can stop this wish (ha)

[Angel]

Granted but I'm overruled and it gets stopped. That's bureaucracy for you.

I wish my kid would go to bed already...

[cometojames]

granted but she gets up in 5 mins time.
i wish that i would be playing fablr 2 now

[Angel]

Granted but it's still in beta and is so buggy that it freezes your console and you never get to play it, or any other game, ever again in your life. Oh, and your eyes fall out for good measure. Sorry about that.

I wish I had bought myself the same T-shirt I just bought for Steve...

[DJ D Mix]

Granted, but with stanes.
I wish I can get my 360 right now.

[Arseface]

Granted, but your house disappears. And your hands fall off

I wish I was dead

[Rhadiel]

granted, but u become a mindless zombie, and i exorcise you....

i wish i could be immortal and have regeneration powers

[DJ D Mix]

Granted, but sad because your family dies.

I wish I was a Integrated Space man.