The twisted wish Page 111

Arseface · 12-22-2007, 09:36 AM

Granted, but everyone else is aswell, so you're nothing special.

I wish I wasn't dead anymore

fablefreak323 · 12-23-2007, 09:03 PM

Granted, but you find life boring and everyone hates you

I wish I had some candy that wasn't low fat and had no artificial sweetness and tasted good and was edible and wouldn't make me die.

BEAT THAT

DJ D Mix · 12-23-2007, 09:10 PM

Granted, but makes you homosexualy.

I wish I whould get that puppy right now.

fablefreak323 · 12-23-2007, 09:33 PM

Granted, but the puppy if mean and barks at everyone and never lets you have any rest and you can't get rid of it or it will bite you and give you rabies

I wish that Global Warming didn't exist

DJ D Mix · 12-23-2007, 09:35 PM

Granted, but Godzilla gets mad for ruining his plans.

I wish my computer would work better.

fablefreak323 · 12-23-2007, 09:42 PM

Granted, but it will work AGAINST you.

I wish my walls were painted a different color that wasn't hideous

DJ D Mix · 12-23-2007, 09:44 PM

Granted, but the paint gets trieding ofter a while.

I wish I had a better childhood.

fablefreak323 · 12-23-2007, 09:46 PM

Granted, but you drop out of society and become a proffessional hobo after you drop out of college

I wish that they would make rice krispies taste better

andythegill · 12-23-2007, 10:26 PM

Granted but they're laced with speed and you slap a female cops **** and get arrested for sexual harassment where in jail you hang yourself... could happen.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Soldier By Name · 12-24-2007, 02:04 AM

Granted but you accidentally drop a car on your own head.

I wish I could be happy with my own life.

DJ D Mix · 12-24-2007, 02:19 AM

Granted, but everyone that you love life sucks.

I wish it was Christmas.

Soldier By Name · 12-24-2007, 02:26 AM

Granted but your christmas is like mine. Empty and bitter.

I wish I had the people I trust most here with me.

DJ D Mix · 12-24-2007, 03:06 AM

Granted, but your mom starts to lie.

I wish I knew what the heck is going on in Half - Life 2. ( I didn't play the frist one )

Arseface · 12-24-2007, 04:23 AM

granted, but thats ALL you know. Nothing else.

I wish nothing bad happened

DJ D Mix · 12-24-2007, 05:01 AM

^ Granted, but can't stand the goodness any more.

I wish someone would post in the thread," Do you know what comes next? ".