The twisted wish Page 112

Arseface · 12-27-2007, 03:03 PM

^ granted, but its invisible and you can never see it.

How I wish you were here

DJ D Mix · 12-27-2007, 05:57 PM

^ Granted, but you go somewhere else.

I wish my friends whould be a little more true than fake.

andythegill · 12-27-2007, 06:34 PM

Granted but youve only got one who is plotting to kill your family due to his homicidal nature.

I wish I didnt drop kick my fish

DJ D Mix · 12-27-2007, 06:55 PM

^ Granted, but you chock-slammed it instead.

I wish my friend who moved to Austin was here and I was with him.

KmAI · 12-27-2007, 10:14 PM

^granted. Unfortunately two types of matter cannot occupy the same place simultaneously. You meld into some hideously chudly freakbaby.

I wish for a sandwich comprised of two slices of fresh bread, a single leaf of romaine lettuce free of pests, mayo, ham and a sliced pineapple ring.

DJ D Mix · 12-27-2007, 11:45 PM

Granted, but you hate it.

I wish I could get on XBOX LIVE, but it's asking me for a IP address.

KmAI · 12-28-2007, 12:42 AM

Granted, but the only disk you can find is... VIVA PINATA

I wish for a goblin army. (bored)

Arseface · 12-28-2007, 02:16 PM

Granted, but they are all treacherous *******s and decide to murder you.

I wish i could play the harp like Willie Brown

DJ D Mix · 12-28-2007, 05:02 PM

^ Granted, but nobody likes it.

I wish I had more than a billions of dollars for my family.

Angel · 12-28-2007, 05:13 PM

Granted but it's Monopoly money and your family run you out of town

I wish I was all better again

DJ D Mix · 12-28-2007, 05:20 PM

^ Granted, but poor little Jessica falls ill.

I wish I could be in a gangsta music video.

Angel · 12-28-2007, 05:39 PM

Granted but you get shot in true gangsta stylee and some other gangtsa people sing a song about how much they miss you whilst so obviously raking in the cash...well, people mourn in different ways, I guess

I wish I had a mini-fridge filled with cans of Mountain Dew and Wispa bars...oh, and Reese's Cups

Arseface · 01-02-2008, 10:38 AM

Granted, but you can't open it. Even with a chainsaw

I wish i was the next Andrew Simons

Father of Skorm · 01-02-2008, 02:40 PM

granted, then you die.
i wish i didnt keep killing electrical stuff... just by being near it...

DJ D Mix · 01-02-2008, 04:26 PM

Granted, but then you start killing people.

I wish I had better games.