The twisted wish Page 116

Arseface · 01-17-2008, 12:58 AM

Granted, but everyone else is made better looking so that by comparison you are worse off than you were before.

I wish I was incredibly obese.

HodgePodge · 01-17-2008, 05:12 AM

Granted, however, since an alternate definition of incredible is "not credible" you are "Not credibly obese." Making you skinny.

I wish my school burned to the ground with a select group of people in it.

xSiLeNtxD34tHx · 01-17-2008, 05:15 AM

Granted but your in that select group.

I wish I had some cake.

HodgePodge · 01-17-2008, 06:09 AM

Granted. But there's one thing you don't realize. The cake is a lie.
I wish.

FableFreak · 01-17-2008, 06:11 AM

Granted. However your wish was general as hell, so you get everything, and everything weighs a ****load, so you get crushed.

I wish for blowjobs and pudding! (Zero Punctuation reference)

Solus · 01-17-2008, 06:16 AM

Granted, but you get blow jobs from the pudding, and it is made from chilly peppers

I wish I had no wishes

Arseface · 01-17-2008, 09:35 AM

Granted. Now you get nothing.

I wish Australia had a hope of beating India.

Angel · 01-17-2008, 08:07 PM

Granted. There is always hope. Doesn't mean it turns into anything in the end. Sorry.

I wish I hadn't eaten so many ginger biscuits.

FableFreak · 01-18-2008, 01:16 AM

Granted, you have now eaten a ton of Habenero peppers. Have fun on the toilet for the next 3 hours!

I wish you would make a wish for me.

Solus · 01-18-2008, 01:19 AM

Granted, but its a wish that causes you a horribly painful death

I wish I didn't have to make a wish for fablefreak

FableFreak · 01-18-2008, 01:36 AM

Granted, you make a wish for michael jackson. But before you do he rapes you and then you forget what you were doing prior.

I wish MJ didn't exist.

Solus · 01-18-2008, 01:57 AM

Granted but your father gains his personality

I wish for more porn on the web

Arseface · 01-18-2008, 04:15 AM

Granted. Now there is no websites that aren't porn. And they're all gay/animal porn.

I wish Australia would beat India.

Angel · 01-18-2008, 10:35 AM

Granted but then are all arrested for assault by cricket bat. That's what you meant by beat, right?

I wish scanning books wasn't so kill-me-now boring...

Father of Skorm · 01-19-2008, 12:52 PM

granted, but then you become obsessed by it and lose all concept of reality and begin running around screaming and get locked up in a padded room so the 'voices' wont get you.

i wish i cud do almost anything.