The twisted wish Page 121

ScareCrow · 02-03-2008, 04:28 AM

Granted, but your an asshole for the rest of your life.

I Wish my Wish couldn't be Changed.

Man · 02-03-2008, 04:38 AM

granted, but your original wish is to be a steamy pile of ****

ScareCrow · 02-03-2008, 04:42 AM

ahhaha that was a good one hahaha.. you forgot your wish AGAIN

I Wished he remember to make his Wish each time.

Man · 02-03-2008, 05:11 AM

granted, but someone else takes his place

i wish i could be god

Tsuyu · 02-03-2008, 05:38 AM

Granted - but only the couple of days he spent nailed on the cross.

I wish I was all buff n' stuff, to the degree I'd put the Governator to shame!

Man · 02-03-2008, 05:41 AM

granted, but you have no legs

i wish i was invincible

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making people cry is my forte'. apologising for it is my weakness.

a tribute to the men of old.

ScareCrow · 02-03-2008, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Granted - but only the couple of days he spent nailed on the cross.

I wish I was all buff n' stuff, to the degree I'd put the Governator to shame!

Jesus was nailed to the cross? because of Judas.. and i aint even religious and i know all this.. heh

Granted, But you have the smallest penis in the world! (To man)

I wish i was a Crocodile

Man · 02-03-2008, 07:11 AM

granted, but you die shortly after

i wish my wish which is to be awesome in every possible way, couldnt be twisted

FableFreak · 02-03-2008, 07:15 AM

Granted, its so awesome you can't comprehend it and become retarded.

I wish a certain person would stop spamming to get all his posts on the "Top Posts List".

Man · 02-03-2008, 07:21 AM

granted, but the disease spreads to all members on this forum

i wish i had more rep, without putting any effort into it

FableFreak · 02-03-2008, 07:38 AM

Granted, and I'm guessing you think that rep automatically makes you cool and respected. And in doing so you are still as lame and unpopular as you are now.

I wish for the Zeitgeist to hurry up so we can start la revolucion

Arseface · 02-03-2008, 07:41 AM

Granted but it goes too far and warps time and space so much so that the universe implodes.

I wish for some chocolate.

FableFreak · 02-03-2008, 07:42 AM

Granted, its *** chocolate.

I wish upon a shooting star, oh how I wonder, wonder, what you are!

Man · 02-03-2008, 07:49 AM

....granted, but it falls down on you and takes you head off.

i wish my graphics driver download would finish already

FableFreak · 02-03-2008, 08:00 AM

Granted, but an unknown error occurs and you must reboot your PC.

I wish that people knew the way.