The twisted wish

[Angel]

Granted but they are still going in the wrong direction

I wish i had more sleep last night

[Hermit]

granted but it was filled with nightmares, so you wake up with your eyes bleeding but don't worry to much it was just me I put ketchup on your eyes while you slept. :p

I wish I had a fish.

[Man]

granted but it opens its mouth and sucks you into oblivion

i wish i came up with a better twist

[Angel]

Granted but you forgot to post it

I wish Jessica hadn't eaten all the pancakes

[droded]

Granted, Steve ate all the pancakes...

I wish I had a rusty nail..

[Man]

granted but it gets dipped in CLR cleaner and becomes good as new

i wish my room wasnt so cold

[XXXREAPERXXX]

Granted, but your bed catches fire

I wish for world peace

[Arseface]

Granted, but since the term "world" is defined so loosely these days it's meaning is taken as inner, instead of world. Also the world explodes.

I wish my wishes were wishful

[Man]

granted but your wishes realize that they hate being wishes and turn into man eating lions every time you wish for something

i wish every wish i would wish for would come true

[XXXREAPERXXX]

Granted , but one day out of the blue, you loose your voice

I wish for a bannana

[Man]

granted, but a monkey appears out of nowhere and steals it

i wish there was food in the fridge

[deathbydecay]

Granted.. but sadly the fridge is un-plugged..



I wish I could rule the world..

[Man]

granted, but you are soon overthrown by me

i wish no one could ever ever ever be as great or greater as me

[deathbydecay]

Granted, but all people in the world will cease to exist..


I wish I could have every super power ever made.

[Man]

granted but kryptonite is your weakness, and it is everywhere you go. it takes away your powers and kills you

i wish...i wish everything i ever dreamed of would come true