The twisted wish

[SorenSwift]

Originally Posted by Jasontated

kk wish granted you will get on soon and yea bed sounds good right about now






i wish for some graps

granted but theyre poisonous so you swell up and we all laugh at you.



I wish my 360 wasnt broken.

[Angel]

Granted - but you get our broken one instead as a replacement.

I wish I could play Mass Effect and Oblivion...

[Nova Knight7]

but then you would be running around Cyrodill with a bunch of Aliens with guns and nobody would talk to you..

I wish i didnt have the chicken pox..

[Angel]

Granted - you have poxy chickens and they do your head in.

I wish I had the Xbox 360...so sad...

[Man]

granted but once you get it the 360 explodes on you

i wish i had a pilot license

[Angel]

Granted but your plane crashes and you die. It's not a pretty sight.

I wish I was tucked up in bed...

[Man]

granted but your tucked in too tight and suffocate

i wish my life had meaning

[nstalaat]

the meaning of your life is death you lose



i wish that all the people around me lived a prosperous life and their family's blood would carry the luck from generation to generation

[Man]

granted, but god deletes your wish and throws it into the recycle bin. he then gives your family poverty and that bad luck is passed down

i wish i had the power to manipulate thunder

[nstalaat]

i didn't wish for my family to have good luck.......

[Arseface]

You did now.

[nstalaat]

so you just granted my w i s h for family fortune???

[Arseface]

Yes... even though you didn't wish for it.. Apparantly.

I wish for the worlds biggest sausage.

[Man]

granted but its useless as it has been overcooked

i wish i had some exotic...food

[Father of Skorm]

may i revive this? it was fun...

granted, but then this exotic...food is infact rabbit testes and you make a BIG mess... then eat it...

i wish my computer was faster so it didnt keep slowing down and freezing in the middle of playing oblivion...