[Man]

granted, it gets stolen

i wish i could get paid already

[Zingo]

Granted, you get paid in Rutenian Slobotniks.

I wish I had cake.

[Man]

granted, but it grows legs and runs away from you

[Zingo]

Dude, you din't make any wish. Granted.

I wish I had a cake which could not escape from my Nom's of doom...

[Father of Skorm]

granted, then your ''nom's of doom...'' fall off. they just do.

i wish for all to be well. no i don't, i just wish i could be bothered to do w/e it is i shud be bothered 2 do...

[Man]

granted. because of that wish, you are bothered to serve the government. but then your wish twists again, and instead you work for the UN

i wish my twist made sense

[poopgod350]

granted but now they are terrible and no one even finds them moderately entertaining
i wish for unlimited wishes

[Father of Skorm]

granted, but they all get twisted until u just end up making the same wish over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand overand over.


i wish i had something 2 wish 4...

[Man]

granted, you wish for a waffle iron to fall on your head...and so it does.

i wish everyone to be covered in feces

[Father of Skorm]

Granted, but we are all figments of ur imagination, so it all comes pouring out of ur ears... and it hurts.

i wish for a waffle iron to fall on my head.

[Triz]

Granted, but makes your head sting for a whole week.

I wish " they " put more choices of hardness in video games. I hate easy, kinda hard, hard.

[TRA Rotid]

Granted, so they make easy, way too easy, easier, easiest and impossible even with cheats.

I wish something good was on TV.

[andythegill]

Granted but you face explodes thus never watching it again...or die.

I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish.

[Father of Skorm]

Granted, you killed pedobear. you sicken me.


i wish my computer didn't hate me...