The twisted wish Page 129

hobbes_pwn · 09-25-2008, 08:26 PM

however this 'gass' doesn't run on your car, or you haven't used it ever on your car, causing the car to malfunction

My wish

"To not need to have hangovers"

jaconcox · 09-25-2008, 08:42 PM

granted but you want to have them and now can never have them

i wish for a fish that tastes good

hobbes_pwn · 09-25-2008, 08:46 PM

granted but fish become extinct, and your only food source is..... TOFU

Blue Will · 09-25-2008, 10:05 PM

Well as the last person didnt make a wish....

I wish i was the best

in the universe.

Man · 09-25-2008, 10:36 PM

granted but it last only for a micro second.

i wish the apocalypse would start already

jaconcox · 09-25-2008, 10:38 PM

granted but it only happens in a 10 foot radious around you

i wish i could speed up pause and rewind time

Ruuku The Kid · 09-25-2008, 11:09 PM

Granted but you pause time and lose your power then are stuck.

I wish i was chezni hawkes

paradise36 · 09-26-2008, 12:00 AM

granted... but no one knows who chezni hawkes is (even wikipedia) so you remain unknown forever!

i wish i had a better computer

Man · 09-26-2008, 12:44 AM

granted but the motherboard gets stolen at night.

i wish i knew the REAL situation

andythegill · 09-26-2008, 12:55 AM

Granted, its fatal and it kills you.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

poopgod350 · 09-26-2008, 01:51 AM

granted but you cannot control it and you accidentally kill yourself with a spoon.

I wish this wish has no consequences.

TJ Griffin · 09-26-2008, 01:54 AM

granted, your wish is wasted.

i wish for a new car.

poopgod350 · 09-26-2008, 01:55 AM

Granted but it gets stolen as soon as you buy it.
i wish a had an Xbox 360 without RROD.

TJ Griffin · 09-26-2008, 02:08 AM

granted but the disc tray wont open.

i wish to be set on fire.

poopgod350 · 09-26-2008, 02:55 AM

Granted but seeing as you are now a magician the fire does not burn you
i wish i were a peguin