The twisted wish Page 131

Darg · 10-03-2008, 06:59 AM

Granted, but by "regular", you'd only be able to go in 1-second increments every one and a half hour of time (minus one second, technically) and thus not get anywhere useful in particular.

I wish I could use my nostrils as storage places for small things. What? Can't I have dreams too?!

Velez · 10-03-2008, 04:43 PM

Granted, but one of those things is a small carnivorous insect which lays eggs behind your eyes. Upon hatching it's offspring eat their way out.

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

hobbes_pwn · 10-03-2008, 05:16 PM

granted but ross kemp will kick your ass

I wish i had all the money in the world

Keaton · 10-03-2008, 05:21 PM

^but there was nothing to buy

I wish I could fly!

hobbes_pwn · 10-03-2008, 05:27 PM

you fly into the twin towers, oops there gone i mean Mt Everest

jaconcox · 10-03-2008, 05:54 PM

i wish hobbes pwn would have made a wish

Keaton · 10-03-2008, 05:55 PM

^hobbes pwm makes a wish and wishes you get a melon dropped on your foot!

I wish it would be time to finish work lol

jaconcox · 10-03-2008, 06:12 PM

^granted but you loose all of your vacation time for leaving work early

i wish i had 1 billion dollars

Skormsarrow · 10-03-2008, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaconcox

^granted but you loose all of your vacation time for leaving work early

i wish i had 1 billion dollars

Granted but no where will acept it thinking its fake currency

I wish this guy would hurry and reconnect so we can get another shot at teh brewfest kodo

Velez · 10-03-2008, 07:38 PM

Granted but then your WoW subsription expires just as you get the Kodo.

I wish no one replies in this thread after me.

Darg · 10-05-2008, 06:24 PM

Wish granted... but, well... nevermind.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of mountain dew.

Skorm's Boss · 10-06-2008, 08:22 AM

granted but each sip is more sour than the last!
I wish it was'nt so cold
(you should she me I'm sat in an office with my coat, gloves and hat on!)

Velez · 10-10-2008, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skorm's Boss

granted but each sip is more sour than the last!
I wish it was'nt so cold
(you should she me I'm sat in an office with my coat, gloves and hat on!)

Granted, but it gets so hot that the oxygen in the room dissipates and you suffocate agonizingly to your death. (Yes all of my twists end in torture, death, or both)

I wish I could "she" you because then I would know what "she"ing a person meant. lol jk.

Man · 10-10-2008, 06:27 AM

^granted, you become cursed to type it for eternity

i wish for....

Velez · 10-10-2008, 07:05 AM

Granted, but you continue to stare at the "...." for so long that you become blinded for life.

I wish that Fable never existed. NOW WHO DARES GRANT THAT WISH?!