The twisted wish

[ScareCrowReturn]

Granted but your tacos are full of Big black man sperm.

I wish i coud be the best skater ever!

[TJ Griffin]

granted, but then skating isnt cool at all anymore.

i wish i was in a family guy episode.

[Sunshine<3]

But you'd have to do Meg.

I wish I could meet Jensen Ackles (Actor from Supernatural)

[ScareCrowReturn]

granted but you found out that he kills kittens and has slaves in his house and beats his kids (if he has any).. (is it a guy haha)

I wish i could have Fable II now!!!!

[TJ Griffin]

granted, but your 360 exploads and you cant find another one in any store.

i wish i had a girlfriend.

[ScareCrowReturn]

OMG NOO DUDE!!!!

Wish granted but she has a deeper voice then you, hairier then you, bigger then you and also has STI's. (STD's)

I wish i get to go snowboarding!

[Ruuku The Kid]

Granted but theres an avalanche and you die a slow painful death!

I Wish i could be with my Girl freind right now

[KiraRose]

Granted, but she's on her period.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Ruuku The Kid]

Granted but you get hit by a bus when you celeberate your full recovery

I wish i had an apple pie

[Sunshine<3]

but it's stale.

I wish I could see the Phantom of the Opera play in a theatre.

[MasterJh]

Granted but the Phantom can't sing properly

I wish i had some MJOLNIR (Master Chief's) armor and i had the proper trainign etc. to use it.

[Ruuku The Kid]

Granted but it locks up when you fall outta a plan and you cant move and die a slow painful death

I wish my life didnt suck

[MasterJh]

Granted, it now blows instead (Joking =p )

I wish that i didn't have any more school work

[Warpedhero]

Granted, but you now have twice as much homework..lol

[Ruuku The Kid]

I wish the last person made a wish for to twist with my ebil mind