The twisted wish Page 136

0cean v0id · 10-15-2008, 01:37 AM

granted but he didn't and you can't wish for something thats already happend XD

I wish i could live for ever with everything i want/need and i still have all my loved ones with me and i can talk to the ones who have passed so that i won't get sad when i die and i am immune to pain, i can still feel and their is no possible way to twist this wish to make it bad on my part XDDDDDDDDDDD

FableFreak · 10-15-2008, 01:58 AM

Your ignorance masks your foolishness. Since you live forever then you get to experience the Sun exploding in 5.5 billion years. And even if YOU can't die (which you will, because your atoms will disintegrate) you will float in the void of space, by yourself, for eternity. There, I twisted it, and I am right.

I wish for a twisted wish that cannot be twisted.

0cean v0id · 10-15-2008, 02:17 AM

granted but since you said "i wish for a twisted wish" you want me to wish for you so for you, i wish you would live forever and experience loneliness with me in the harsh voids of space

i wish that chippenham would win the england world cup =D

Man · 10-15-2008, 03:04 AM

granted, but all their fans catch herpes

i wish i had a quad core desktop

Skorm's Boss · 10-15-2008, 11:10 PM

granted, but behind your back it takes over the world with an army of other quad cores!
(like mine has!)

I wish my copy of saints row 2 turns up tomorrow!

Man · 10-15-2008, 11:22 PM

granted, it has a very deep scratch on it

i wish i had live

KiraRose · 10-15-2008, 11:23 PM

Granted, but it suddenly snaps in half.

I wish I had a cup with an unlimited supply of ice cold coca~cola!

danisalento · 10-15-2008, 11:51 PM

Granted but you are diabetic!

I wish I was Perfect and everyone else was not

Velez · 10-16-2008, 05:53 AM

Granted, but being the only person in the world who is perfect, you are shunned by society as some sort of freak. Mobs are assembled and you become hunted. You are eventually caught and drawn and quartered.

I wish that the person who replies after me was a cheesecake. I don't want to eat it, I just wish he/she is a cheesecake.

ScareCrowReturn · 10-16-2008, 06:45 AM

Granted but I am the most powerful Cheesecake in the world and i will rule the UNIVERSE!!!

I wish My dog didn't die.. (Ages ago)

KiraRose · 10-16-2008, 10:29 PM

Granted, but now you are the weakest cheesecake in the world

I wish i knew what to wish for.

killerequinox · 10-16-2008, 10:43 PM

Granted, but you can't wish for it once you find out what it is you're wishing for.

I wish Fable 2 was a virtual reality game.

danisalento · 10-17-2008, 02:14 AM

Granted, But YOU can't play.

I wish to fart on your face.

KiraRose · 10-17-2008, 02:26 AM

Granted but then you'd be tied up and people would take turns farting on your face for the rest of your life!

I wish I had a laser gun.

Velez · 10-17-2008, 03:45 AM

Granted but dumbly you shoot it at a mirror and the resulting laser beam deflects off of it and burns a hole through your body. Your lung was ruptures and you slowly die of suffocation.

I wish that the next person to reply replied in binary code.