The twisted wish Page 137

ScareCrowReturn · 10-17-2008, 03:48 AM

Your wish is granted but then i changed it back to normal writing. (Ha!)

I wish when isee The Prodigy Live i dont die!!

Tsuyu · 10-17-2008, 03:49 AM

Granted - but they do.

I wish I had a mermaid.

ScareCrowReturn · 10-17-2008, 03:51 AM

granted but that mermaid kisses me and turns into a Human.. Yay!!!

I wish that the person who twists this wish does not twist it..

Tsuyu · 10-17-2008, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScareCrowReturn

granted but that mermaid kisses me and turns into a Human.. Yay!!!

I have no problems with that. That's actually an improvement, because I was sorta wondering how to have fun with a woman who's lower half is that of a fish.

Thanks, Scarecrow!

ScareCrowReturn · 10-17-2008, 03:57 AM

Well Well Well.. Why do i have to do the good thigsn all the time!?

I wish I was EVIL!

KiraRose · 10-17-2008, 04:11 AM

Granted but then the police kill you.

I wish no-one would post after me.

P3NGU1N · 10-17-2008, 04:15 AM

Granted but then I came along.

I wish I would stop running out of cigs.

ScareCrowReturn · 10-18-2008, 02:19 AM

Granted but then you got lung cancer! HA! SHAME!

I wish That my xbox doesnt break before or while im playing fable 2

killerequinox · 10-18-2008, 02:22 AM

Granted, your Fable 2 disk breaks instead.

I wish I had infinite money in Fable 2 when it comes out.

ScareCrowReturn · 10-18-2008, 02:25 AM

Your EVIL! haha.

Granted but then you lose it because your wife takes all your money and then breaks your game and makes you start it again AND you lose everything and cant do it again.. haha

I wish i could fly.

killerequinox · 10-18-2008, 02:30 AM

You're calling me evil? Look at what you just posted lol

Granted, but you can never return to the ground.

Hello

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good,
I would call her.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine....lol jk

Warpedhero · 10-18-2008, 02:32 AM

But once you go up, you cannot come down, and you are destined to rise higher and higher until you eventually starve to death.

I wish the sex scenes in Fable wouldn't fade to black lol

ScareCrowReturn · 10-18-2008, 02:34 AM

Im not evil.. at all..

Wish granted but then you grew to about 10 feet tall, granted but then you turned INTO a ball. Granted but this girl was your baby. Granted but the rabbit eats your face off and you lose the hat!

I wish I could Teleport

killerequinox · 10-18-2008, 02:36 AM

Granted, but you find out you can only teleport to hell and you get stuck down there forever.

I wish I had the power to make any girl I want love me.

ScareCrowReturn · 10-18-2008, 02:38 AM

Mean I love hell.. its nice and warm!

Granted but then all the girls turn into ugly whores that are on crack 24/7! Ha!

I wish that i live to about 75