The twisted wish Page 14

§ephiroxa§ · 12-12-2006, 12:12 AM

Granted but she lives in your foot.

I wish I had more cheeseits.

FableFreak · 12-12-2006, 12:31 AM

Granted, but you have to be strip searched by two scary police men to find them

I wish I didnt have to edit so damn much

Albion Knight · 12-12-2006, 03:19 AM

Granted but you still do and you make it worse

I wish that I was 6'9"

Hexadecimal · 12-12-2006, 03:46 AM

granted... you are turned into 2 midgets stacked on top of one another... each with half a wit...

I wish I didn't have to study any more

FableFreak · 12-12-2006, 03:47 AM

Granted, but you suck at school

I wish that everyone in the world was kind, considerate, and flawless

Albion Knight · 12-12-2006, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

Granted, but you suck at school

I wish that everyone in the world was kind, considerate, and flawless

Granted but not to you
I wish that my brother lived closer

FableFreak · 12-12-2006, 06:19 AM

Granted, but you are now attached at the lips

I wish no one gave a sh*t about me saying words like sh*t, f*ck, p*ss, b*tch, and a*shole

Tsuyu · 12-12-2006, 08:29 AM

Granted, but they now take offense to anything but those words.

I wish for a Ferrari.

Albion Knight · 12-12-2006, 11:45 AM

Granted but Ferrari is a euphamism for a horrible fraternity prank
I wish I had a new cell phone

Hexadecimal · 12-12-2006, 12:04 PM

granted... but no one will take your calls

I wish I could sleep in

Albion Knight · 12-12-2006, 12:13 PM

Granted but you miss what would have turned out to be the best day of your life
I wish for a 50% pay raise

Hexadecimal · 12-12-2006, 12:18 PM

granted... but it will have to be at your next job cause you're fired...

I wish someone would clean my room for me

Albion Knight · 12-12-2006, 12:25 PM

Sweet!
Granted but they take everything! and sell it online
I wish that all my shirts were ironed

Hexadecimal · 12-12-2006, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

Sweet!
Granted but they take everything! and sell it online
I wish that all my shirts were ironed

NOOOOO!!! MY 360!!!

granted... they're ironed with you still in them... and the heat sears them to your skin permanently... hope you really liked that shirt...

I wish I could play Jade Empire II

Albion Knight · 12-12-2006, 12:35 PM

ROFL good one

Granted but you keep getting interepted so can only pay fro 2 minutes a day
I wish my xbox didn't die