The twisted wish Page 2

Adam · 12-02-2006, 03:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Albion Knight

You are instead stressed out of your mind.

I wish I was a rock

Ok wish ganted, but your always getting peed on by dogs.
I wish i could fly.

Devalion · 12-02-2006, 03:27 AM

" I wish i could fly."

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish writing music came naturally to me.

Albion Knight · 12-02-2006, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Devalion

" I wish i could fly."

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.

I wish writing music came naturally to me.

Done but all you can write is jingles for hemroid commercials

I wish I had an xbox 360

Devalion · 12-02-2006, 03:50 AM

Granted, but no games will work on it.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

FableFreak · 12-02-2006, 04:38 AM

Granted, but you die soon after learning it

Albion Knight · 12-02-2006, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by fablefreak1

Granted, but you die soon after learning it

Ah yes but then you... Get it!?!?!

Hey wait you didn't wish for anything

I wish I had a good post for this thread

Devalion · 12-02-2006, 04:02 PM

Granted, but no one replies to it.

I wish I was good at learning foreign languages.

FableFreak · 12-02-2006, 06:12 PM

Granted, but you never travel outside your hometown

I wish I won't forget to type a wish

Devalion · 12-02-2006, 06:38 PM

Granted, but you forget everything else in life but how to type a wish.

I wish I had the time to do everything I always wanted to do.

FableFreak · 12-02-2006, 06:46 PM

Granted, but you have projectile diherrea constantly

Adam · 12-03-2006, 02:35 AM

I wish i didnt have a farting problem or a belching problem or that thing about........ we wont go into that.

Albion Knight · 12-03-2006, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Adam

I wish i didnt have a farting problem or a belching problem or that thing about........ we wont go into that.

Yes but that would come after only having water four six days. And would immediatly return after eating dinner out with the girl you've been dreaming about for two years

I wish that Adriana Lima where at my house right now

FableFreak · 12-03-2006, 07:42 AM

Granted, but she would not take her clothes off or dance sesually in any way shape or form. (That has to be the worst torture of all, she is MUCHO MAGNIFICO.)

I wish I were dead

keekos · 12-06-2006, 09:41 AM

Not granted, you will suffer first the harships in this fu*k*ng world

I wish I am Dark Darkan so i can do this ...

Angel · 12-06-2006, 10:28 AM

Granted, but you'll never be able to drink alcohol or play games ever again

I wish I could drive...