The twisted wish

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted you have 1.

I wish I had puppies

[Hexadecimal]

granted... they chew up your fingerless gloves... and everything jack skelington...

I wish I had more orange juice

[Albion Knight]

granted but its watered down from a concentrate
I wish the Employee Modifier for Great Plains I installed last year was still accessible

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted, the data is corrupted.
I wish for a hula hoop

[Arckon]

Granted but it has a demonic essence and it is trying to steal your soul

Wish i had a sandwitch with tomatoe cheese and ham

[Vegeta]

granted but it cost all of ur money

i wish fable 2 was out for all of us

[FableFreak]

Granted, (i hate to do this) but I'm the only one on Earth who has a 360

I wish for delicious Pumpkin Pie right in front of me that i can eat and be happy with

[Albion Knight]

Granted but it is a cursed never ending pie that you are forced to eat non-stop until you die
I wish I could make an animated gif

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish I had more vodka.

[Albion Knight]

Granted but it was made in Billy Bob's bathtub down at the trailer park.
I wish I could play Kingdom Hearts it looks awesome

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted but it’s poisoned by Chernobyl and you’ll be visited by three ghosts for Christmas.
I wish I had a hippopotamus

[Albion Knight]

Granted but it’s a small toy hippo that you lose for several weeks only to find it underfoot at the top of the stairs
I wish I didn't have to sleep

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted but you spend the rest of your life as a zombie to tired to do anything.
I wish my little brother knew how to write his own resume.

[Albion Knight]

Granted but now you don't hava clue how to write your own and he complains about it until one day when he posts a wish online
I wish I wasn't so damn good at this game

[oldschoolrpger]

Granted…….Hello…is this thing on….tap, tap, tap.
I wish I could actually hang out with some of you guys on the forum.