The twisted wish Page 26

Albion Knight · 12-17-2006, 05:37 PM

Granted there is a massive power outage and you are forced to walk.
I wish that I could learn anything instantly

Angel · 12-17-2006, 05:39 PM

Granted but it's all utter crap and you become one of those awful people who spout statistics and pub quiz knowledge at everyone making them hate you and finally lynch you

I wish I was purple

Albion Knight · 12-17-2006, 06:09 PM

Granted but you get that way by being beaten up by a guy wearing blue named Red

I wish for more cool Fable 2 ideas on this Forum

Angel · 12-17-2006, 06:21 PM

Granted but you can't read any of them

I wish my hair could decide on its colour...

Hexadecimal · 12-17-2006, 06:41 PM

granted... it has chosen grey... enjoy...

I wish I didn't have to work tonight...

FableFreak · 12-17-2006, 08:29 PM

Granted, but now you get locked out of your house and car and have nowhere to go

I wish for pie

Hexadecimal · 12-17-2006, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

Granted, but now you get locked out of your house and car and have nowhere to go

I wish for pie

... but I don't have a car...

granted... but it's expired...

I wish I had a car...

Minky · 12-17-2006, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

... but I don't have a car...

granted... but it's expired...

I wish I had a car...

Granted.But it explodes 1 minute after you get it

I wish i had a Wii

Hexadecimal · 12-17-2006, 08:37 PM

granted... but it takes your eye out...

I wish I had louder speakers

Fable-kid · 12-17-2006, 08:57 PM

Granted but they would blow

I wish i had every game and every console that will ever come out.

projectego · 12-17-2006, 09:57 PM

Granted... then you develope some rather unpleasant square eyes... and your head eventually falls off. Yeah...

I wish that I didn't have work at 5am tomorrow...

Fable-kid · 12-18-2006, 02:16 AM

granted but then you would have to work at 5:01 tomorrow

i wish i had a shotgun

Albion Knight · 12-18-2006, 04:27 AM

Granted but it’s just the passenger seat on the way to the dentist
I wish you all a very Merry Christmas

(I'm not sure if calling "shotgun" is cross-cultural so I'll explain. If you are about to go for a ride in a car the person who calls out "Shotgun!" gets to sit in the front passenger seat. Do they do that in England?)

Fable-kid · 12-18-2006, 04:30 AM

granted but what about next year?

i wish i had enough money to last my life.

Albion Knight · 12-18-2006, 04:38 AM

Granted The funeral on Tuesday. A donation to projectego should be give in lew of flowers.

I wish I had more smilies