The twisted wish

[keekos]

Not granted, it is already expired

I wish I found the 1 million dollars

[Fable-kid]

granted but its all on fire in the middle of a desert

i want brand new ramen noodle

[FableFreak]

granted, its poo flavor

I wish for I could sing in the acid rain

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but your face dissolves and it looks ridiculous...

I wish I could sleep

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you sleep on a bed of nails

I wish for an eight of a tenth of a fifteenth of a trillionth of 10 quintillion dollars

[Fable-kid]

granted you sleep for 2 seconds

i wish fablefreak1 would continue a heroes jounery

[Devalion]

Granted, but he continues it into a ravine.

I wish I get this IT job!!!!!!!!11111!1!1!

[Fable-kid]

granted but you get fired the next day

I wish we had a shout box

[Albion Knight]

Granted but now your a total
(what kind of IT job? I'm in IT too)
I wish that I get the job that I want Find Crystal Reports Developer jobs at Dice.com

[Fable-kid]

granted but thats a job..... have fun giveing us new computor stuff!

i wish i was invurnable

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you can't feel anything even good things
I wish a was already home

[Fable-kid]

granted you live in a box

i wish i wasent invurnable anymore

[Hexadecimal]

granted... because that's not a word...

I wish I had mashed potatoes...

[Fable-kid]

granted... you have potatoes mashed into the dirt

i wish i had a dictionary..

[Arckon]

Granted but it is inbeded in your head
Wish I had food right now.