The twisted wish Page 3

keekos · 12-06-2006, 11:30 AM

Granted, but you must buy a dump truck as a car.

I wish i were not a nurse

FableFreak · 12-06-2006, 11:29 PM

Not granted, you will spend the rest of your life changing cafiters and bed pans.

I wish God would blot out all my transgressions

Tsuyu · 12-07-2006, 12:34 AM

Wish granted.

But Satan wouldn't, so you'd go to Hell anyway.

I wish all the women in the world would fall in love with me...

Devalion · 12-07-2006, 12:37 AM

Granted, but you are gay.

I wish human nature wasn't to control everything in their lives.

FableFreak · 12-07-2006, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Tsuyu

Wish granted.

But Satan wouldn't, so you'd go to Hell anyway.

I wish all the women in the world would fall in love with me...

When you answered my wish I didn't get it... how can I have trangressions w/ Satan?

I don't know how to grant you that wish and then change it around....

Angel · 12-07-2006, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Devalion

Granted, but you are gay.

I wish human nature wasn't to control everything in their lives.

Granted but you'll become a mindless zombie with no point to your life

I wish I had 20/20 vision...

Quote:

I wish God would blot out all my transgressions

Try asking...

FableFreak · 12-07-2006, 01:20 AM

Granted, but you'll have to wait a million years for the optometrist(sp?) to see you.

I wish my house didn't have a leak in the roof so I don't have to listen to the plopping in the bucket whenever it rains

Angel · 12-07-2006, 01:57 AM

Granted but you now live in a coal shed

I wish I was 18 again...

FableFreak · 12-07-2006, 01:59 AM

Granted, but you never meet Steve

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:05 AM

^I wish he had wished

FableFreak · 12-07-2006, 02:09 AM

I wish Arckon would understand that this isn't the "Person above you" thread

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:15 AM

Granted, but he had already knew that.

I wish i was a fish, the biggest in the sea

Hexadecimal · 12-07-2006, 02:29 AM

granted... if by sea you meant a small plastic tank... and by fish you meant sea monkey... nature's D student...

I wish I had my degrees already

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:32 AM

Granted, but what have you learned past your education for all you know there's a war going on and you don't know about, you gain no knowledge from this wish.

I wish the I had two never ending bottles of rum

Albion Knight · 12-07-2006, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but what have you learned past your education for all you know there's a war going on and you don't know about, you gain no knowledge from this wish.

I wish the I had two never ending bottles of rum

Granted but the rum had gone bad, You no longer get a buzz and you have liver disease

I wish I had a dime for every dime I have