The twisted wish

[Albion Knight]

Granted but it had no nakago
I wish for it to be friday

[KaveX]

granted but its the worst day in history

i wish for a SLVR

whats a nakago

[Albion Knight]

granted but it can't be charged and the battery is dead
I wish for a snuggle
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[Devalion]

Granted, but you snuggle up to a porcupine.

I wish I wasn't so impressed with myself for getting a 37 kill killing spree in halo on btb slayer. Provided 40 kills for my team, died once. pwn.

[FableFreak]

Granted, but I'm not going to say anything because what I was going to say would get me another infraction

I wish my random crap thread was the greatest thread ever, oh wait, it already is...

[Fable-kid]

granted its best on a deserted island

i wish the panthers would be in the super bowl and win

[Devalion]

Granted, but all of them die horribly in a plane crash on the way home the next day.

I wish I could stop drinking arizona green tea.

[Fable-kid]

granted you drink arizona blue tea

i wish the panthers team was ressurected!

[Albion Knight]

Granted but as zombies, they suck at football and they eat their fans.
I wish that the Patriots win the Super Bowl this year.

[Angel]

Granted but the super bowl is no longer a recognised tournament.

I wish I hadn't bust my lip

[FableFreak]

Granted, now you busted your whole face

I wish my town wasn't so damn boring

[Devalion]

Granted, and now a huge fire/earthquake/tornado/flood happens every other day.

I wish I was white and nerdy (yay wierd Al.)

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you already are so this is insignificant

I wish for the last murder to happen in the next ten seconds, but its not me.

[Albion Knight]

Granted your the second to last by the hands of angry vegetarians
I wish it was beer-thirty

[Hexadecimal]

... it's always beer thirty...

I wish I had more beer