The twisted wish

[Albion Knight]

Granted you loose all interest in electronics now you collect paper dolls
(Takes force from fablefreak) Strong in the darkside I am
I wish I had a higher mdicholorian sp? count

[§ephiroxa§]

granted, but you lose free will and the medicholorians take over the world using your body.

I wish I wasn't so cold

[FableFreak]

Granted, now you are on fire...

I wish I couldn't feel pain

[Albion Knight]

granted but only because you are too afraid to do anything and sit at home alone.
I wish my sig was just a bit smaller

[Vegeta]

Granted but then it blows up

i wish i had the perfect wish

[Hexadecimal]

granted... you wish for a turkey sandwich... but the turkey's a little dry...

I wish I had something other than pepsi down here... yuck...

[FableFreak]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... you wish for a turkey sandwich... but the turkey's a little dry...

I wish I had something other than pepsi down here... yuck...

Were you watching the Simpsons last night? Because Homer makes the exact same wish, and the turkey is a little dry on his sandwhich...




Granted, now you have Zima and Smirnoff.... but the bottles are a little dry...


I wish for everyones holiday wishes to come true

[Ivan]

Wish granted, but the next year santa will be dead because Ill kill him. The dears are delicious and Ill cook them and make a big party with enogh people to eat them. Santa is dead. The dears are eaten. No more xmas.

I wish to be God so I can make the world better.

[FableFreak]

I don't believe in Santa, so what you just said doesn't matter; also its deers, not dears

Granted, but no one prays to you so you don't have a purpose


I wish for every person who chooses to be an idiot to be thrown into the Hawaiian volcanoes

[Hexadecimal]

granted... I can't twist that wish cause it's great...
I wish we had some chicken milk around here...

and yes... that was a Simpsons reference either... good for you fablefreak!... at least somebody knows what I'm talking about around here...

[Ivan]

Wish granted, but you one day will become an idiot and youll be thrown in a hawaiian volcano.

I wish the pointless wars to stop,so the people can unite and make our planet a better place.

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but the planet explodes for some random reason.

I wish I had something to drink.

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

Granted, now you are on fire...

I wish I couldn't feel pain

Awesome.I like fire..

[Arckon]

granted, but it is vinniger

Wish I had some coffe right now

[FableFreak]

Granted, but its frozen

I wish for the world to fall into chaos

[DrZoid]

Granted...

hmm, nothing happened.

I wish I had a girlfriend to kiss at midnight on New Years. (been single for far too long now)