The twisted wish

[Albion Knight]

Ahhh sleep

Granted but it's melted into the carpet
I wish that it was snowing

[Angel]

SO DO I!!!!

Granted but it's made of acid rain and eats your flesh as you play

I wish I was thinner

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you get that way by playing in the Acid Snow
I wish I had a lower body fat ratio

[Angel]

Yeah, so do I *sigh*

Granted but you are now a skeleton
I wish I had an endless supply of skips (if you don't know what they are, check here first)

[KaveX]

granted but they eat u!!!

i wish this stupid dungeon on oblivion WASNT SO DAM LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[FableFreak]

Granted, its no longer as long as a dam, but its now damn long

I wish I didn't have to go to my aunts boring christmas party later

[Devalion]

Granted, but now you have to go to your creepy uncle's Christmas party, where you play, "find the sausage".

I wish sobe Power wasn't so amazingly delicious.

[Arckon]

Granted, but its so amazingly disgusting it gets you addicted to drugs

I wish everyone a merry christmas

[FableFreak]

I can't grant that because Christmas ended many hours ago...

I wish I could know how to install my graphics card on my own

[Arckon]

Granyed but as your installing it your computer explodes with your head

Wish I had some Ham right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but you're still playing find the sausage...

I wish I had a working dvd player to watch boston legal on...

[Arckon]

Granted but boston legal breaks

Wish I wasn't plaing find the sausage

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but you're still playing it... and what a fun time you have...

I wish I could watch boston legal...

[Arckon]

Granted, but it is on VHS

Wish i wasn't hungry anymore

[Hexadecimal]

... granted... but I'm thouroughly disgusted...

I wish the idea of you playing find the sausage hadn't made you hungry...