The twisted wish

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted. But it never gets cleaned..EVER again....

I wish for...................... ............hmmm...unicor ns.

[FableFreak]

Granted, but they get eaten by the bicorns....

I wish for yeast to make bread

[Devalion]

Granted, but you get a yeast infection.

I wish rum and coke wasn't so good.

[FableFreak]

Granted, now it takes like pi$$ water

I wish people weren't so annoying at times

[Devalion]

Granted, now they are deranged and deadly at all times.

I wish I had't been up late writing books, all about heroes and crooks. One of them saves you from this, the other one steals you. Of alla the pictures I took, and alla the places I looked, one of them is here with me now......wait, umm what was I saying?

[Arckon]

Granted, but the books are writing you

Wish my Warcraft III Battle net was working

[FableFreak]

Granted, but once it starts you become obese and covered in pimples

I wish I had amazing powers

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but they destroy you

I wish I had money

[FableFreak]

Granted, you have a dollar... an Indian dollar, which is approximately 2 cents in US currency.

I wish I was funnier

[Devalion]

Granted, but you are only funny to the voices in your head.

I wish I could see Tool in concert.

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but you can't hear them.

I wish I had more socks.

[Arckon]

Granted, but they're filled with acid

I wish i wasn't obese and covered in pimple

[FableFreak]

Granted, now you are morbidly obese and covered in warts

I wish for freelancer

[Arckon]

granted, but it sucks

I wish I had great graphic experiance

[Angel]

Granted but you will never be able to create what you've learnt

I wish the weather wasn't so crap