The twisted wish Page 4

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:43 AM

Granted, but you have no dimes only pennies

I wish my head was huge

Hexadecimal · 12-07-2006, 02:45 AM

granted... but you're completely bald... and shiny... like a bowling ball...

I wish I my tuition was paid for

Eclipse · 12-07-2006, 02:47 AM

messed up post (forgot how to delete)

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but you're completely bald... and shiny... like a bowling ball...

I wish I my tuition was paid for

Granted, but they find out you have stolen from a bank

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Originally Posted by xxdarksoulxx727

Granted, but ur head gets to big and explodes

i wish i was in the mlb

Granted, but you are only the bat boy.

I wish I was so tall I looked short

Albion Knight · 12-07-2006, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but you're completely bald... and shiny... like a bowling ball...

I wish I my tuition was paid for

Granted but the place your getting your degree closes down from fraud and they sell you personal information on the black market

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Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but they find out you have stolen from a bank

Granted, but you are only the bat boy.

I wish I was so tall I looked short

Granted but you're tall compared to an ant and short to all your friends

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:54 AM

Granted, but they are mentaly retarded(not ment to sound offensive if you have a friend like that).
I wish i was the color blue

Albion Knight · 12-07-2006, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but they are mentaly retarded(not ment to sound offensive if you have a friend like that).
I wish i was the color blue

Granted but its a really ugly shade of blue

I wish I had a nice cold beer

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 02:59 AM

Granted, but it is so cold it gives you frostbite and your hand has to be amputated.

I wish I was a sea fareing sea monkey

Hexadecimal · 12-07-2006, 03:03 AM

granted... but sea monkeys can't play Fable...

I wish my essay could write itself

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 03:05 AM

Granted, but the essay is writen on the wrong topic

I wish I had a perfect wish

Albion Knight · 12-07-2006, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but sea monkeys can't play Fable...

I wish my essay could write itself

Granted but not only would it suck but it would be one that gets you kicked out of school for plagiarism

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Originally Posted by Arckon

Granted, but the essay is writen on the wrong topic

I wish I had a perfect wish

Granted but it would be for someone you hate

I wish I knew everything

Arckon · 12-07-2006, 03:09 AM

Granted, but your head is the size of Texas and it crushes your body,
I wis i didn't have to log off*cry*

Albion Knight · 12-07-2006, 03:13 AM

Granted but you would have to keep typing until your fingers bleed and you would wither away and die.

I wish SHE would PM me

FableFreak · 12-07-2006, 03:15 AM

Ganted, but the PM only reads "Hello"

I wish for my dog to get well

Albion Knight · 12-07-2006, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by fablefreak1

Ganted, but the PM only reads "Hello"
I wish for my dog to get well

I was expecting a whole lot worse that would actually be cool LOL

Granted but it hates you now and sh*ts everywhere ****es on the rug eats all the good food and bites you whenever it gets the chance
I wish that I passed my MCSE