The twisted wish

[Albion Knight]

granted urinal cake
I wish for good mods

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but it's not me.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

[Albion Knight]

granted but your an invertebrate
I wish for good Fable Modding

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted, but then the world ends.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Albion Knight]

Granted but nightmares keep you awake at night
I wish my brother's cell coverage didn't suck

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted, it blows.

I wish I had more candy canes.

[Arckon]

granted, but they are demonic candy canes that ate all the candy cane in the world than they melted in the intense heat of sparklers

Wish i had a wish!!!!

[Albion Knight]

granted but it's for flying monkeys to come out of you a** then go back in
I wish I weren't so cruel

[KaveX]

granted but now ur hippie ish

i wish i could play god of war

[Devalion]

Granted, but the real title of the game is "Peon of War" and your character is the weakest character in any video game ever invented.

I wish I wasn't so happy about having nothing to do today.

[FableFreak]

Granted, now you are depressed and sh*tting yourself in a state of psyco-sematic shock

I wish for explosives

[Devalion]

Granted, but they blow off your arms at the elbows when you touch them, which you wave around frantically trying to beat the fire out of your flaming hair.

I wish more new people would read the FAQ's on the Fable Help section before posting questions ><...

[FableFreak]

Granted, but I advocate it more so no one cares about your wish

I wish steve would pm me back

[KaveX]

granted but its a steve smithsonian

i wish i didnt make such a horrible name up

[FableFreak]

Granted, now you have a mediocre name

I wish I had time to write stories in Heros Journey