The twisted wish

[FableFreak]

Granted, you are a supporter of everyone on projectego who has the name of dark hart to be beaten until they die.

I wish for a world wide Spring Break for everyone, no work, no chores, just parties, booze, and babes
(or guys if you are a women, or if you're just into that... )

[dark_hart]

granted but u can't go cuz theres a magical force feild were the partys at

I wish I had more rep [[rep me plz!]]

[FableFreak]

Granted, but its negative rep

I wish for a tin can

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but it's full of poop.

I wish I didnt have a headache.

[dark_hart]

granted,but now u have no head!

I wish I can become invisible

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you are invisible when you have clothes on

I wish for the power to have any power

[dark_hart]

granted, its the power to speak to wallpaper

I wish I was a jedi

[Angel]

Granted but you are Obi Wan Kenobi and you just got owned by Darth Vader

I wish I had something to do all day

[Liberator]

Granted...you can take care of the thirty-something kids I teach.

I wish my "granted" response above wasn't so lame....

[Hexadecimal]

granted... you said something cool... but nobody was around to hear it and now you'll never remember what it was... that sucks, eh?

I wish I hadn't warped my back while I slept...

[KaveX]

^ granted but u neck gets stiff

i wish i could get past this dam Silver the hedgehog stage...

[Angel]

Originally Posted by Liberator

Granted...you can take care of the thirty-something kids I teach.

My worst nightmare...*shudders*

Originally Posted by kave1793

i wish i could get past this dam Silver the hedgehog stage...

granted but you forget to save and have to restart

I wish I had something to eat

[KaveX]

granted but its nails

i wish FEAR would be done already

[Darg]

Wish granted.
They stopped progress on it just for you, so it's unfinished and sucks beyond your wildest dreams.

I wish my hometown wasn't so small.

[FableFreak]

Granted, now its the size of my town, which is probably 1/4 inch bigger

I wish people grabted wishes that made sense