The twisted wish Page 49

Devalion · 01-09-2007, 12:23 AM

Granted, but they only make sense to a raving lunatic.

I wish filling out vsac forms wasn't such a pain in the butt.

haZard · 01-09-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Devalion

Granted, but they only make sense to a raving lunatic.

I wish filling out vsac forms wasn't such a pain in the butt.

Granted, they are now a unbearable pain in the eyes.

I wish games werent so expensive.

FableFreak · 01-09-2007, 02:17 AM

Granted, but you have nothing to play them on

I wish for my wireless network to actually work!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!!!

Angel · 01-09-2007, 10:39 AM

Granted but you can only access Google China and everything is censored.

I wish I didn't have stupid neighbours drilling holes from morning til night

KaveX · 01-09-2007, 02:13 PM

granted but now they hammer all day til night..god drilling is annoying ><

i wish this dload would be alot faster

Tsuyu · 01-09-2007, 05:29 PM

Granted, but instead of what you thought it was, it contained a horrible computer virus.

I wish Disturbed would do a live performance in my town.

Angel · 01-09-2007, 06:40 PM

Granted but they forget all their instruments and David Draiman has lost his voice.

I wish my food always tasted this damn good...yummy...

Darg · 01-09-2007, 06:59 PM

Wish granted. Now you get so used to it that it all of a sudden sucks, but oh well- that's all you can taste now!

I wish I had more rep.

Liberator · 01-09-2007, 07:40 PM

Nice try...but it's negative rep.

I wish that I didn't have a headache right now.

Fable-kid · 01-09-2007, 08:09 PM

granted. you have a horrible knee ache

I wish the WoW patches were done

Darg · 01-09-2007, 09:47 PM

Wish granted. They're now done, but they fix all the good things in the game and screw them up.

I wish Halo was better.

Hexadecimal · 01-09-2007, 09:55 PM

I'd love to grant that wish, but that's just not possible...

I wish I had something to drink

Angel · 01-09-2007, 11:22 PM

Granted but it's your own urine..."Coz it's sterile and I like the taste" (patches o'hoolahan)

I wish I had longer hair

Liberator · 01-09-2007, 11:33 PM

Granted...but it turns into snakes (a la Medusa).

I wish that I had the most delicious sundae in the world in front of me to eat right now.

FableFreak · 01-10-2007, 12:59 AM

Granted, but it has a fat turd sitting in it

I wish for a turd-less, perfect sundae