The twisted wish

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but MCSE was a horrible moniker for several kidney stones...

I wish it wasn't so damn cold out

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but MCSE was a horrible moniker for several kidney stones...

I wish it wasn't so damn cold out

ooo good one

Granted but your stuck working in a meat freezer and your just got drenched with water

I wish I was earning $100,000 a year

[keekos]

Granted but you will have a tax deduction of $90,000 a year

I wish I could get a good job after studying

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by keekos

Granted but you will have a tax deduction of $90,000 a year

I wish I could get a good job after studying

I'm guessing that you ment that I have to pay $90,000 in taxes a year
A $90,000 tax deduction would mean that I get to keep most of my money since I would only be taxed on $10,000

I wish I hadn't given such a geek answser to that last post

[keekos]

Not granted. You already posted it.

I wish was the best person in this world.

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by keekos

Not granted. You already posted it.

I wish was the best person in this world.

Granted but your are the best at cleaning the toilets at a fat farm and you have no other skills so you stuck doing that for the rest of your life.

I wish I was sleeping

[keekos]

Granted but you will wake up after 50 years and you discovered that one of you feet is amputated.

I wish I can fly

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but it's only an acid flashback and you'll be found by your neighbours several floors down in a messy splatter...

I wish I had a new pair of boots

[Reiste]

Granted, but they're made out of live monkeys who think your feet are bananas.

I wish my house was covered in cheese. BLUE CHEESE.

[Hexadecimal]

granted...
that's a punishment all by itself... I hate blue cheese, yuck...

I wish I wasn't an insomniac

[Reiste]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted...
that's a punishment all by itself... I hate blue cheese, yuck...

Sorry. i love blue cheese. I blame my brother for that wish. His brain isn't functioning properly due to overpalying Dynasty Warriors 5.


... Granted. You're not an insomniac anymore. You sleep so much that you've fallen into a coma.

I wish I had a Tablet computer.

[Albion Knight]

Granted but its from the year 500 B.C. and weighs 4 tons
I wish I was independently wealthy

[Tsuyu]

Granted, but you're not allowed to spend a penny of it.

I wish I had a 360 and Fable II was released and in my possesion.

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but you can't get it out of its infernal packaging

I wish my stomach didn't hurt

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

I wish my stomach didn't hurt

Granted but you have to have gastric bypass surgery and are left with chronic back pain that leaves you bed ridden for six years

I Wish it was beer thirty already