The twisted wish

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but it's made of frogurt... the frogurt is cursed...
mmm simpsons...

I wish I wasn't so freaking old...

[FableFreak]

Granted, now you aren't even born

I wish my actions didn't have consequences

[Darg]

Wish granted. You just got hit by a bus, so you don't really have to worry about making any more decisions. Ever.

I wish that Kentucky would explode. Just for the fun of it.

[Hexadecimal]

granted... now there's kentucky all over everything... what a mess... and you're tasked with cleaning it up...

I wish everyone would regale me with pleasant birthday wishes and tell me how great I am

[Darg]

^ Wish granted. They now will shower you with compliments so much that you will go insane and wish you hadn't even bothered.

I wish Hexadecimal a happy birthday (if that's possible at all!)

[FableFreak]

Granted, but her birthday is cancelled because of the Kentucky everywhere

I wish that there were no more robbers, bandits, etc.

[Albion Knight]

granted but that because nothing is worth stealing anymore
I wish that I could steal something

[FableFreak]

Granted, but its an i-pod mini, and everyone knows mini's are for girls

I wish for things to be nicer

[Albion Knight]

Granted but they are nicer for me
I wish I could fly without any problems

[FableFreak]

Granted, but the plane is full of crying babies who annoy you so much you open the plane door just so you don't have to listen to them anymore

I wish my post count worked

[Albion Knight]

Granted but it resets every day
I wish I had something good to post

[Vegeta]

Granted but you forget what it was.

I wish that i could find som ething to do...

[KaveX]

Granted! u but u post with Kave1793 a lot of times!!

i wish my back didnt hurt

[Vegeta]

Granted your neck hurts

I wish my back didnt hurt

[KaveX]

granted ur neck hurts!

i wish my neck didnt hurt now ( lol)