The twisted wish Page 52

Darg · 01-12-2007, 11:52 PM

Wish granted. There's a wider variety, but you're too blind to see them.

I wish I had a cool couch.

theKraken · 01-13-2007, 12:27 AM

granted, but (insert least favorite relitive here) peed on it, and it left a stain and smell that won't come out. (insert evil laugh here)

I wish that the Colts could win the Superbowl this year, and the next.

Darg · 01-13-2007, 12:33 AM

Wish granted. The first time they cheat and get away with it, but the second time they get caught and the team is disbanded.

I wish I had a magical sandwich

Tsuyu · 01-13-2007, 12:36 AM

Granted. But it is a "Orc Meat Sandwich +4" which imbues the user with all manners of diseases.

I wish...I wish that Physics wasn't such a terrible subject in school.

Darg · 01-13-2007, 12:50 AM

Wish granted. It's now such an awesome subject that you are driven insane by trying to figure out how awesome it is.

I wish I had a disease-free monkey-meat magical sandwich that imbues me with something cool.

Liberator · 01-13-2007, 01:28 AM

Granted...but it taste horrible, and makes you vomit all night long.

I wish that there was absolutely no way that someone could twist a wish of mine.

Darg · 01-13-2007, 01:32 AM

Wish granted. They don't twist it, but they horribly mangle it and distort it.

I wish I could be done with the school year.

FableFreak · 01-13-2007, 02:02 AM

Granted, but you go to SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!

I wish my Hero's Journey thread kicked a$$, oh wait, it already does!

Devalion · 01-13-2007, 04:10 AM

Granted, but it kicks you in the *** so hard you sprawl into a gigantic mud puddle, and the thread holds your head under till your lungs collapse from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could get a good job in my field of study.

FableFreak · 01-13-2007, 05:20 AM

Granted, but you only study your own incompetence so you hire yourself to feel like you are valuable asset to the world.

I wish for four

Devalion · 01-16-2007, 01:36 AM

Granted, you immediately gain four two year old daughters who only eat vegetables.

I wish I didn't have to do these stupid dishes.

FableFreak · 01-16-2007, 01:44 AM

Granted, now you have to do these intelligent dishes

I wish for comedy 24/7

Devalion · 01-16-2007, 02:38 AM

Granted, but everything is performed by mimes.

I wish I wasn't just the puppetmaster pulling the strings of the world.

FableFreak · 01-16-2007, 06:57 AM

Granted, now you are the puppet and the world is pulling your strings

I wish antique Garden Guns were easier to come by

Albion Knight · 01-16-2007, 12:10 PM

Granted! They are in every discount store in the world and no longer are special to you anymore.
I wish I had studied more this past month.