The twisted wish

[FableFreak]

Granted, you studied the history of corn

I wish I could sleep in today, instead of school...

[KaveX]

lol granted but while u sleep u go into a 20year coma

i wish i had my copy of WoW: BC

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you sleep in school and wake up covered in chalk.

(I had a teacher who threw an eraser at a sleeping kid. He woke up in a cloud of chalk dust, very funny) No one slept in his class after that

Did you know that corn, often called maize, is a cereal grain that was domesticated in Mesoamerica?

Originally Posted by kave1793

lol granted but while u sleep u go into a 20year coma

i wish i had my copy of WoW: BC

Granted but your computer crashes

I wish I had studied and understood 70-290 material this past month

[KaveX]

graneted....not

i wish i laughed more on (I had a teacher who threw an eraser at a sleeping kid. He woke up in a cloud of chalk dust, very funny) No one slept in his class after that
still that must SUCK LOL

[Darg]

Wish granted. You never stop laughing and people eventually get angry at throttle you before whipping out the baseball bats.

I wish this thread would end already!

[Albion Knight]

Granted but "already" is another 20,000 pages from now
I wish I could see into the future selectively

[Devalion]

Granted, but it starts right back up again and keeps going until it reaches the end of the Internet.

I wish the huge arse snowstorm that's covering the northeast had not happened.

[Albion Knight]

Granted the next one, in five days, is the really huge a** snow storm and it makes this one look like a flurry

I wish I learned anything I wanted instantly and never forgot it.

[SorenSwift]

Granted but you will live in a world where knowledge means nothing

I wish i was a giant self learning robot

[Albion Knight]

granted but all you can learn is what the last number you learned is +1

I Wish I was here when you were posting before you left

[SorenSwift]

Granted but then i have more rep then you because you are forced to up everyone of my quotes (even the nonrelated one

I wish i was Superman

[Vegeta]

granted the superman off of Epic Movie

I wish that i was in heaven

[Albion Knight]

Granted but only for a moment to show you what you missing as your dragged into hell
I wish it was Tuesday

[SorenSwift]

granted but its the tuesday 100 years from now so your dead
I wish that money grew on the tree in my back yard and wouldnt die or get chopped down or stolen

[Albion Knight]

Granted but in only ripens every ten years and it grows nickels

I wish you were faster LOL