The twisted wish Page 54

SorenSwift · 01-16-2007, 11:47 PM

Granted but then i would hyperspeed reality for me and i would run to your house and pick on you and you couldnt do anything about it

I wish i had 1000 posts

Albion Knight · 01-16-2007, 11:49 PM

Granted but only 503 count because you post most in the pub games area

I wish I cared how many posts I have (NOT)

SorenSwift · 01-16-2007, 11:50 PM

Granted but your posts are stuck at zero so you go insane

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

Darg · 01-17-2007, 12:44 AM

Wish Granted. It goes berserk after a few minutes and decides to kill you.

I wish I owned a fox as a pet.

SorenSwift · 01-17-2007, 01:37 AM

granted but it ran away and killed all other foxes then itself so foxes went extinct

I wish i had 3 arms

Darg · 01-18-2007, 06:26 PM

Wish granted. To make up for the extra limb, you now have one leg and the travelling freakshow abducted you.

I wish I could shoot fire from my fingertips.

SorenSwift · 01-18-2007, 08:25 PM

Granted but it was heatsinking and always came towards your head

FableFreak · 01-19-2007, 01:04 AM

Since you wish for nothing thats what you get, nothing....

I wish for a third arm

Albion Knight · 01-19-2007, 06:36 AM

Granted but it is attached to Chuck Norris and punching you in the face.
I wish that posting here helped me learn Microsoft Server Administration

Darg · 01-22-2007, 06:11 PM

Wish granted. But I really have no idea what that is, so it comes back and bites you in the butt in some way.

I wish I had a pinball table

Albion Knight · 01-22-2007, 07:02 PM

Granter but you're the ball
I wish for a good night

FableFreak · 01-23-2007, 12:58 AM

Granted, its a good night in Hell

I wish I didn't have homework

Devalion · 01-23-2007, 01:34 AM

Granted, now you never have homework ever again. Instead, for every parcel of knowledge you could have learned through schoolwork, you must shovel 2500 tons of manure into a black hole of emptiness through which all hope of a better life is sucked into.

I wish this overnight shift will be fun.

Albion Knight · 01-23-2007, 02:18 AM

Granted but its fun at your expense as you made the butt of some mean practical jokes.

I wish I could watch heroes on an 42" 1080p HDTV

Darg · 01-23-2007, 05:59 PM

Wish granted, but it's some bizzare swedish version of the show and makes about as much sense as a Jackson Pollock painting.

I wish the war was over.