The twisted wish

[Angel]

Granted but a new one starts in your living room and you can't escape

I wish I could find the right boots to go with my dress....

[Darg]

Wish granted. Your dress suddenly sucks so your boots do likewise.

I wish I had an Alienware computer.

[Devalion]

Granted, but it has a 1kb RAM and a 35byte Video Card and a 100kb processor.

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish I didn't stt...stt...sttuttter

[Vegeta]

Granted you lose your voice box though..


I wish I had a hot woman

[Angel]

Granted - she's just spontaneously combusted

I wish I could find my contact lenses...

[Tsuyu]

Granted.You find them all chewed up and covered in dog saliva...

I wish I had a new fun PC game to play.

[Angel]

Granted but you had to trade in your PC to get it

I wish my cough wasn't so bad.

[Devalion]

Granted, your lungs collapse and you neither cough or breathe anymore. You die from asphyxiation.

I wish trees weren't so deciduous.

[Albion Knight]

Granted but now you're a giraffe
I wish that I could log into projectego.net from work

[Angel]

Granted but you get fired coz everyone is jealous of your gold status

I wish it wasn't too late for Coco Pops...mmm...

[Albion Knight]

Granted but it's too early
I wish SUPPORTER was renamed something cool like the rest of the tags

[FableFreak]

Granted, its renamed Ice

I wish (more like hope) Steve would give me a (that) staff position (which i want)

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you get severe writer block for 10 months and can't even think up anything to write without getting ill.

I wish to save a lot of money on my car insurance

[FableFreak]

Granted, but its with AAA and you get into an accident and they drop you!

I wish for stronger shoulders

[Angel]

Granted but your head shrinks into them and you suffocate

I wish I was a nice person