The twisted wish Page 59

Arrowdodger · 01-31-2007, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Devalion

Granted, but now you have a crush on them.

I wish getting car tags and inspection wasn't such a hassle =/

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Oh, that's much worse... but sorta funny

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FableFreak · 01-31-2007, 11:13 PM

I wish you loved me (although Jesus already does)

Hexadecimal · 01-31-2007, 11:15 PM

granted... but you're loved the way I love a thick slab of beef... which is not at all...

I wish I had a warmer blanket

FableFreak · 01-31-2007, 11:23 PM

Granted, its a blanket of bloody meat, and it keeps you warm, warm with its non-vegetarian goodness.

I wish America didn't slide down the s**t-hole in the eyes of almost every other country on Earth.

Vegeta · 02-01-2007, 12:09 AM

Granted it doesn't (since i live there to)

I wish it was friday

projectego · 02-01-2007, 01:03 AM

Granted, but it's Friday the 13th and 'Jason' decides to pay you a not-so-friendly visit.

I wish I had some Jaffa Cakes nearby (which incidentally I do; however, I wouldn't mind some more...

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KaveX · 02-01-2007, 02:50 AM

Granted i posion em!

i wish i had diablo 2 again..

Veritas · 02-01-2007, 03:51 AM

Granted. Diablo 3 comes out and you have NO ONE to play with. (Except that weird guy stuck in the cow level...)

I wish Feb. 20th happened sooner.

Albion Knight · 02-01-2007, 04:48 AM

Granted but it feels like forever

I wish I was ready for my test and didn't have to reschedule it

FableFreak · 02-01-2007, 05:44 AM

Granted, you are ready but you have to take it very day, every hour, and you have to get a perfect grade on it every time or be beaten with a giant wet noodle

I wish hippies were gone (that'll be the day

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Albion Knight · 02-01-2007, 07:02 AM

granted but they turn into emo's

I wish I could post more (back to the books)

Angel · 02-01-2007, 11:43 AM

Granted but this site is dead and no one ever reads them. Ever.

I wish I had more jaffa cakes to eat...

KaveX · 02-01-2007, 01:12 PM

granted but they taste like poop

i wish i had som e pancakes

Angel · 02-01-2007, 03:00 PM

Granted but they contain a Trojan that explodes your computer

I wish for....well, I don't really have anything to wish for anymore coz I've got everything I could ever want

....but in order to keep in this thread I shall wish for.....a giraffe!

KaveX · 02-01-2007, 03:13 PM

granted but it u never feed it and it dies

i wish Angel didnt think i wanted E panckaes ( it was a typing error angel some pancakes lol )