The twisted wish

[Angel]

Granted but all the beer has become urine

I wish I didn't have a mashed up back

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but that means you have to go to work

I wish I could find something to eat

[Albion Knight]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but that means you have to go to work

I wish I could find something to eat

Granted but before you get a chance to eat. Something finds you to eat.

I wish I didn't have to go on the radio in ten minutes

[Tsuyu]

Granted - you get on in 15 but have to spend every woken hour on the air.

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... but you can't get it out of its infernal packaging

NoooooooooooOOooooooOOOoo o! *Shakes fist and curses God* Why, WHY!?

I wish I won't fail my math test next week.

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but you lose your foot.

I wish I had more friends.

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but they drink all your rum...

I wish I could stay home today

[Tsuyu]

Granted, but you break your hip and have to go through several hours of pain at home before the ambulance arrives.

Originally Posted by Sephiroxas

Granted but you lose your foot.
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I could "almost" live with that - I hate math and I will fail this darn test so horribly.


I wished it was Friday, not Thursday today.

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but lab rats run amok all day

I wish I could rule the world.

[Hexadecimal]

granted but it's full of chuds...

I wish I was drinking

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you are drinking watered down White Lightening

I wish I had a Marlin Model 917VSF 17 HMR Magnum w/ Leupold Scope and bipod

[§ephiroxa§]

Granted but it's broken.

I wish I had more rum

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you have to get it from a toilet w/ a turd in it

I wish I would never have to experiance the selfish act of robbery again

[§ephiroxa§]

aww..just like train spotting.

[Angel]

Originally Posted by fablefreak1

I wish I would never have to experiance the selfish act of robbery again

Granted but you have to take the punishment for the robbers

I wish my kid was living with me again

[Tsuyu]

Granted, but after a few wonderful years your cute lil' kid will grow up to become the worst annoying, hormone-freaked-out teenager that has ever walked the face of earth.

I wish I was the strongest man in the world.