The twisted wish Page 60

Angel · 02-01-2007, 03:16 PM

Ahh! Not paying attention...hehehe...

Ok, granted but you get real ones instead and they contain real Trojans who think you are Greek and kill you.

I wish I didn't have to get up and go and fetch my kid from school soon...

KaveX · 02-01-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angel

I wish I didn't have to get up and go and fetch my kid from school soon...

poor angel

Granted but you have to pick up EVERY kid in that school and take them to their houses

i wish i had 1000000 microsoft points for 360 live

Darg · 02-01-2007, 04:05 PM

Wish granted, but they suspect you hacked the system and ban you for life from Xbox Live.

I wish for a giant pie.

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 01:25 AM

Granted but you're under it

I wish for my arcade scores to get beaten

FableFreak · 02-02-2007, 01:36 AM

Granted, and the scores are so high you can't beat them yourself

I wish for more rep

Angel · 02-02-2007, 12:19 PM

Granted, but it's negative

I wish my pub games post count added to my actual count...

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 03:36 PM

granted but everyone else's does too, so proportionally your post count looks smaller than it does now.

I wish I was in a better mood

Darg · 02-02-2007, 03:50 PM

Wish granted. You're now so happy that you're delirious and develop a serious mental condition.

I wish for a waterpark in my backyard.

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 03:58 PM

Granted you now live in a dumpster at a water park
I wish to stay delirious

Darg · 02-02-2007, 03:59 PM

^ Wish granted, but after awhile it gets tiring like everything else and you fall into a dumpster like me.

I wish I didn't live in a dumpster.

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 04:06 PM

Granted they took the dumpster away. You now live in a Port-a-John

I wish that I had precognition

droded · 02-02-2007, 04:22 PM

Granted - but you percieved your own death moments before I entered the room with my shotgun.

I wish I had a huge

clock

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 04:31 PM

Granted but you have to wear it around your neck and its three days slow

I wish that I wasn't completely surrounded by No Beer

Hexadecimal · 02-02-2007, 04:44 PM

granted... you're completely surrounded by Near Beer... which may as well be no beer...

I wish I wasn't in such a bad mood

droded · 02-02-2007, 04:49 PM

Granted. However you are now in a freakishly good mood, that you smile to hard and your jaw breaks. (Honestly what are you meant to say to something like that?)

I wish women weren't so attracted to me.