The twisted wish Page 61

Hexadecimal · 02-02-2007, 04:51 PM

granted.
they aren't.

I wish that this day was finally over

Darg · 02-02-2007, 06:10 PM

Wish Granted. It is for everyone else, but it will never be over for you!

I wish I owned a ferarri.

Hexadecimal · 02-02-2007, 06:21 PM

granted... but it's just a model... called the spruce moose... now hop in...

I wish I had eaten breakfast this morning...

Darg · 02-02-2007, 06:26 PM

^ Wish granted, but it was an egg-salad and jelly omelet and let's just say it comes back up pretty soon.

I wish I had a huge house.

droded · 02-02-2007, 06:40 PM

Granted. but you share it with 9 italian transvestites.

I wish that ethane wasnt in the homologous series.

Darg · 02-02-2007, 06:48 PM

Wish granted. Whatever that means, it's screwed up immensely.

I wish I had my own personal library of games.

droded · 02-02-2007, 06:55 PM

Granted, However each is a copy of Fifa 1994

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist

Hexadecimal · 02-02-2007, 06:56 PM

granted... you wished for nothing and that's all you get...

I wish my back didn't hurt so much

Darg · 02-02-2007, 06:58 PM

Wish granted, but it now stings with the most annoying sensation you could ever imagine.

I wish it was snowing.

droded · 02-02-2007, 06:58 PM

Granted. It is snowing in Antarctica

I wish for the person below me to grant me this wish

Darg · 02-02-2007, 06:59 PM

^ Haha- too slow.

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 07:04 PM

Granted now you are too slow to eat and starve to death
I wish life didn't suck

droded · 02-02-2007, 08:14 PM

Granted - Life blows

I wish I had a huge muscles

Angel · 02-02-2007, 08:24 PM

Granted but it only affects your chest and you now have bigger breasts than Lola did

I wish I didn't suck at games

Albion Knight · 02-02-2007, 08:30 PM

Granted now everyone hates you because you have all the high scores

I wish I didn't have to go out in 10 minutes