The twisted wish

[Angel]

Granted you now have to go out in one nanosecond and if you get the timing wrong you'll spontaneously combust...

I wish my child would STAY IN BED!!!

[Albion Knight]

AHHHHH
(swatting flames with Prima Official Guide to Fable)

Granted your child stays in bed and nothing bad happens.
(Okay I'm breaking the rules I know)

I wish that I was crueler

[Angel]

So do I! I coulda thought of a hundred evil ways to twist that...most of them I threaten my kid with anyway like duct taping her to the mattress, putting her bed in the bin etc...

Granted, but the world is so full of fluffy bunnies and cuddles that you kill yourself on the sickly sweetness

I wish I cold play Guild Wars without being afraid of it...looks scary...

[Albion Knight]

Grasnted but now you're afraid of everything else. Even the MOOOON!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

[FableFreak]

Granted, but you have to work on Christmas in replace...

I wish this kid next to me would shut up for once...

[Albion Knight]

Granted but just for once and your not there to enjoy it

I wish for a new Vista PC

[Angel]

Granted but it's every bit as crap as the critics say it is

I wish I could wear my stripey slipper socks all day long and not get laughed at

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you have to wear combat boots as well and get poked for it

I wish Vista wasn't crap

[Angel]

Granted, now it's diabolical

I wish for cake

[Hexadecimal]

granted... it's a fruitcake... enjoy your doorstop...

I wish I could stop being cold...

[Tsuyu]

Originally Posted by Hexadecimal

granted... it's a fruitcake... enjoy your doorstop...

I wish I could stop being cold...

Granted - but you spontaneously self-combust!(Hope I got the spelling on that beyootch)

Originally Posted by Albion Knight

I wish Vista wasn't crap

Not even fictional wishes can make that happen.

I wish for all the Slipknot albums, because I cant find them for sale...

[Hexadecimal]

granted... but the original first album with Purity is nowhere to be found...

I wish I wasn't all alone

[Tsuyu]

Granted - a bunch of frat boys decides to pay you a visit - and leaving your alcohol supplies empty and house trashed.

I wish my downloads would be quicker...

[dark_hart]

granted, but u have to eat hemroid cream for fuel supply to make them quicker



I wish I had more rep and it was positive and I had access to it and nothing of harm can be done to me

[droded]

Granted, but I killed your family and everyone you love.

I wish all the ladies were attracted to me again.