The twisted wish

[Angel]

Granted but they are all lesbians and are armed with turkey basters...

I wish I wasn't so mean

[Albion Knight]

granted your a pushover but everone thinks you mean and treat you like s**t

I wish it was dark.

[Angel]

Granted but you also never see the light of day again...

I wish I could eat Reeses Cups all day long and never get sick or fat

[droded]

Granted. But you are locked in a bright room (...)

I wish people respected me

[Albion Knight]

granted but your so respected that no one can relax around you and you never get invited to parties or to have fun.

I wish I was invited to parties.

[Hexadecimal]

granted... it's the Donner party...

I wish I wasn't feeling ill

[Albion Knight]

Granted now you're feeling leeches crawling under your clothes

I wish for more Rum

[FableFreak]

Granted, it e-rum.

I wish Free Roam would work

[darthlime101]

Granted but then your pc implodes.

I wish I had a girlfriend and she would never leave me for another guy and nothing bad would ever happen and I would still have my 5 senses and nothing changed with me or the world around me.

Beat that.

[Hexadecimal]

granted... since nothing changes your world stagnates and you succumb to mediocrity...

I wish my fever would go down so I could sleep

[Albion Knight]

well damn I wish that too
but then you wake up next to a hippopotamus and feel really sore
I wish I wasn't so ****ed off right now

[droded]

Granted, now I'm here

I wish I had a really cool hat.

[Tsuyu]

Granted, but it is so big that it covers your awsome hair, and someone lined the inside with glue so you cant remove it no matter how hard you try.

I wish there was something good in T.V, for a change.

[droded]

Granted, but it is all that is on TV, and you get sick of it ecause of its annoying soundtrack.

I wish I had industrial glue remover

[Devalion]

Granted, but the fumes from it rot your brain away.

I wish I didn't have to work today.