The twisted wish

[Bethrezen]

i wish i can teleport

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you can only telport back and twist the wish of the person that posted before you

I wish for guiness

[Bethrezen]

granted but it has been broken by someone 2 days later

i wish droded wishes something after he grants others wishes

[Devalion]

Granted, but he wishes he was a leprechaun at the end of the rainbow. And he has leprosy, because he's, well, a leprechaun.


I wish I wasn't so lazy ><

[Albion Knight]

Granted but you work so hard that you're totaly stressed out and have a heart attack at 25

I wish I had a Guiness Draft

[droded]

Granted, But Guinness is now a Haircare company, so you get a free conditioner.

I wish I had a huge toy mallet to whack people

[Albion Knight]

Granted but they have huge real mallets and wack you back

I wish I had a guiness beer

[Tsuyu]

Granted, but the brewmaster knew he was to be fired the next day, so he took a leak in the beer as revange.


I wish I had the ability to go invisible at will to sneak into the girl's dressing room.

[Darg]

Wish Granted. But it's the first national women's sumo wrestling team and they squash you.

I wish it would rain.

[droded]

Granted, But the wish also made you a homosexual.

I wish I didn't have to go now.

[Darg]

Wish Granted. You now have to go .000000000000001 seconds from now to go get a root canal appointment.

I wish that Fable 2 was done.

[Tsuyu]

Granted - but it suck incredibly much. Paint graphics, Pacman gameplay and the dialogue of Zerowing.

I wish the snow didn't mess up my TV...

[Darg]

Wish Granted. It completely annhilates your TV.

I wish someone would post in the 'never-ending-story' thread. I'm beginning to think it's ended...

[Albion Knight]

Granted but its Dark Drakan Posting Thread Closed

I wish I had this this article on Vista finished

[droded]

Granted, but your computer explodes before you get a chance to dave it on an external hard drive...

I wish for it to be warm this afternoon.